The bag of new Hanes underwear I bought at Wal-Mart are clearly marked XL (yeah, I'm an XL, SO WHAT! ) but as I started putting on a pair I thought to myself "that's odd, these sure feel tight on my leg". Then when I got em' completely on I found myself gasping for air and speaking as if I had just sucked some helium.
Turns out my five pack of Hanes XL Briefs is instead comprised of 1 XL, 1 Large, 1 Medium (which I have now tried on) and 2 Small.
WHAT THE !?!?!?!
Maybe this is the dieters special. A pair of undies for every new level of thin that you acheive.
Not trying to mock your bind... pardon the pun... but I don't care who ya are, that there is funny. Perchance you should contact their customer care department and threaten to sue for distress.
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That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
I know. I laughed too once I saw all the different sizes in the pack. at first I thought they just mislabeled medium as XL. No big deal right, just a mixup. Then I looked at all the other pairs and realized it was a grab bag!
I bought two packs and luckily the other ones were all the proper size.
You know, when I unrolled em' (they come rolled up) I thought they looked small. I should have checked the label before trying them on. I guess I just wanted to believe that was how small my butt is.
At any rate. I've made a full recovery. I don't sound like Minnie Mouse anymore