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The bag of new Hanes underwear I bought at Wal-Mart are clearly marked XL (yeah, I'm an XL, SO WHAT! angered.gif) but as I started putting on a pair I thought to myself "that's odd, these sure feel tight on my leg".  Then when I got em' completely on I found myself gasping for air and speaking as if I had just sucked some helium.

Turns out my five pack of Hanes XL Briefs is instead comprised of 1 XL, 1 Large, 1 Medium (which I have now tried on) and 2 Small.

WHAT THE !?!?!?!

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Maybe this is the dieters special.  A pair of undies for every new level of thin that you acheive.

Have I shared too much?  Is this TMI?

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rofl.gif Not trying to mock your bind... pardon the pun... but I don't care who ya are, that there is funny. Perchance you should contact their customer care department and threaten to sue for distress.

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just be thankful you didn't try and get in them smalls! that could have been painful! weirdface.gif

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I know. I laughed too once I saw all the different sizes in the pack. at first I thought they just mislabeled medium as XL. No big deal right, just a mixup. Then I looked at all the other pairs and realized it was a grab bag!

I bought two packs and luckily the other ones were all the proper size.



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LOL!!!

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I guess thats what you get for buying them off the clearance isle nod.gif



Maybe its for the days you carry your own and the days that your momma is carryin them in her purse?





dang two slams in one post....its been a while since I got a good jab in. biggrin.gif

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Poor JR. I hope "the boys" are okay.

I can just see you sitting on the sofa with an ice pack.

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You know, when I unrolled em' (they come rolled up) I thought they looked small. I should have checked the label before trying them on. I guess I just wanted to believe that was how small my butt is. hmm.gif

At any rate. I've made a full recovery. I don't sound like Minnie Mouse anymore biggrin.gif

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please clarify that you are talking about the underwear being rolled up no.gif

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allycat wrote:

please clarify that you are talking about the underwear being rolled up no.gif



haha! AC's in da house!

 



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I get a little spunky with my lack of sleep...Sparky tried to warn you all. wink.gif

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I thought this was going to be about ice cream.

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if you ask really nice and call him sugarbuns...he might get you an ice cream cone. lmao.gif

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I do not care for the direction this thread has taken blankstare.gif

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it was doomed from the beginning but it made woo giggle and thats what matters. nana.gif

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allycat wrote:

please clarify that you are talking about the underwear being rolled up no.gif






Ya know... I had the same question. giggle.gif Comes from working with a bunch of guys.

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no.gif You women got your minds in the gutter I tell ya. no.gif

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You'll notice that I didn't add my 2 cents to this one.  I had plenty to say about it, but decided to just lie low on this one.  smile

Besides, I knew my girls would be all over this one!!  biggrinbiggrin

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Wow! I had no idea you had that kind of restraint smile.gif

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Personally as your ex legal advisor, I think you should sue on behalf of the twins.

If the Hanes dont fit you cannot sit

Pay the man



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I like the way you think!

Where's my check? confused.gif

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We are getting the big cardboard check ready for the bank..

If you are in a hurry we can pay you in Bolivian currency.  Such happy money....purple chickens on the front and everything. smile

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Eh, sure. Why not. Maybe I'll move to Bolivia next. smile.gif

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Maybe you could get a job as a migrant farm worker?

Travel, exercise, sunshine.  I think Bolivia has a crop coming due too. smile

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Yeah, I'm just full of surprises, huh??  wink  Restraint is my middle name.  biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

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Dylan wrote:

Maybe you could get a job as a migrant farm worker?

Travel, exercise, sunshine.  I think Bolivia has a crop coming due too. smile



Bolivia ALWAYS has a crop coming due!!!  wink

 



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Good point G...

Hear that JR?

Send me a post card buddy smile

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