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disco strangler


Smiles everyone, smiles!

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ok, what's one more pin....

El Diablo...
A pin in your brain to forget our past
25 years have come and theyve gone
Really, you should get a life its time to move on!

Cut out your tongue
And stitch your lips closed
Your words are caustic your lies are transposed.

The psychic we met that night at the party
Warned that youd live your life in a cell
Now a match to your ass so youll burn, burn in hell


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darleneapd


Cuff 'Em N' Stuff 'Em

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For ***********Kelly***************

I introduced you to Paul's brother aka "the love of your life"
Now I'm not with Paul and I feel like you stabbed me in the back w/ a knife
You've known me longer, and we've been friends for years
But you want to be with his family more and that brings me to tears.



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Pambo


Waiting To Be Widowed

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This thread is funny!


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Pambo


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Kev

You hurt my friend, you son of a b@#$%
You went & did that hairy witch.
Gimmee that doll. I'll roll it flat.
I hope your head explodes & splats

POOKA!!!!

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Mad Mema


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me luvs you so bad, mang!

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Pambo


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Condor

Me & mine take care of your child
while you get to run around acting wild.
Please tell us why you REALLY fled...
A giant pin to your bald head.

POOKA!!!

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MzHartz


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Lisa

You were my best friend for as long as I can remember.
Then you lied, cheated, and my identity you stole.
The loss of the friend I knew left me broken hearted,
In place of your heart, I put a hole.

POOKA!

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Jeremy Riggs


2011 Super Bowl Champions!

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Oh you Met's, how you suck
with your marquee players paid big bucks
May you choke away your playoff hopes
So that Brewers may stay afloat.

POOKA!

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Mad Mema


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Rotundo the Pirate

You cause many out of service conditions
About your intellect I have my suspicions
You greet me with "Hi Lady"
Then wonder why I look at you crazy
You think your hoop earring makes you look bolder
I wonder "Where is the parrot for your shoulder?"
For your next network outage new
I jab you with a screw!

POOKA


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Pambo


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hahahahahaha!!!! biggrin.gif

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SuzieB


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Mom, you are kinda mean...it's not nice to stick Cheese with pins

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Pambo


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I never claimed to be nice...and this is not the nice thread.

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SuzieB


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Very true...I have lots of people that I would like to voodoo, but I can't seem to get anything to rhyme with the words I want today. I apologize...

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more animals

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confuzzed


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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

Oh you Met's, how you suck
with your marquee players paid big bucks
May you choke away your playoff hopes
So that Brewers may stay afloat.

POOKA!


Here here!

Pooka!



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JD The Jazz Doctor


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here here! devil.gif    POOOOOKAAAAAAAA

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Mad Mema


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SuzieB wrote:

Very true...I have lots of people that I would like to voodoo, but I can't seem to get anything to rhyme with the words I want today. I apologize...

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I love that picture! It looks just like my cat Eddie!

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ghostdancer


Ghost In The Machine

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My daughter's high school teachers:

She was out sick for two days
and now what a toll she pays
Way too much English, Science, History and Math,
You p*ssed her off and must now face her wrath.
Oh teachers, she hates you and all this homework too
So into the doll on her behalf I place another screw!

Pooka!!!!




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MzHartz


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On behalf of Ghosts daughter, I thought it would fit in nicely here:

"This is crazy!!
This is nuts!!!
I'm not doing all this homework,
they can shove it up their butts!!"

Pooka.

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Pambo


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The girly doctor

You said it would stop in 3 days.
It hasn't & now I still pay,
7 weeks later and NOW you see?
Doll, enjoy the taste of my knee.

POOKA!!!

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Pambo


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The vampire

Lady plebotomist
take a shot fulla this
No more needle in my veins
Here's a return one in your brains!

POOKA!

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JD The Jazz Doctor


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The Friday Afternoon Work Panic Squad

Idiots, the lot of you
Promises you can't keep
Bring it to my door??
Here's a fist full of needles
You all fall to the floor!

POOOKA!!!!!

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MzHartz


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University Licensing

It's just a shirt, it's just a logo,
Shirts don't come in PMS colors, so let it go.
Stop being a pain, you're being too picky.
So in your gut, this pin I sticky.

POOKA!

-- Edited by MzHartz at 15:52, 2008-09-19

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JD The Jazz Doctor


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POOKA!

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JD The Jazz Doctor


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aw you got it covered....good.....devil.gif

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Patrick is on the phone with his wife:
"You're not listening...you're not listening"
I'm about to give up on the voodoo doll
and beat him with my fly-swatter so that the floor
with his blood will be glistening.....

pooka you ******!!!!

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"And like Web, I enjoy throwing JR under the bus.  Problem is, it's usually under the special bus that I ride every day". Ghostdancer 12-18-09
Pambo


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Suzieb

Anyone who plays Lisa Lisa
twice in one day
deserves a large piece-a
glass in the ear...WAY!

POOKA!!!


-- Edited by Pambo at 16:54, 2008-09-19

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Mad Mema


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rofl.gif I've been patiently waiting for the SuzieB Pooka!

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Pambo


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I gotta whole BOOK of 'em after that one. blankstare.gif

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