You're one of those anarchists. If I was in the NSA I'd get my female partner to take you into the "special" room and rough you up
Your female partner, huh? Who's that Woo? All I'd have to do is throw down a package of Skittles, and she'd pounce on 'em, forgetting all about me.
what am I? A dog?
Whoops, sorry Woo! I just know how much you love Skittles, that's all. Want some? I brought a big bag.......I'll just leave 'em on the corner of your desk while I slink back out with my head hanging in shame, k?