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Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

2. Alfred Hitch**** didn't have a belly button.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop,even your heart!

6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

9. The average person over 50 years old will have spent almost 5 years waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.

16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."

20. Mich ael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State Anthem.


21. In most television commercials advertising milk,a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.

< /FONT>23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle, built in 1903, used a tomato can for a carburetor.

24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.

25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be gr een.



They are all true.... Now go back and think about No. 16



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.... tastes like chicken

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Ruby wrote:

26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be gr een.


Green? Really? I would have expected it to be more clear. But I am not a scientist and do not play one on the forum.



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#7, and most are mail carriers I bet. nod.gif woof!

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One was Emily last Fridayhmm

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Ruby wrote:

One was Emily last Fridayhmm








How's she doing Ruby? Better?

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She is fine now thanks for asking. Her face is almost healed except for the spot that we thought it had gone through. The Health Dept called to say they had quarantined the dog and she was negative for rabies.

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I'll not ever use another toilet ever again! omg.gif

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a customer of mine just died on Saturday...on the toilet. His wife said he was laughing and joking just seconds before he fell over dead....about needing her to wipe his a$$ for him.

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what a way to go....hmm

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

what a way to go....hmm




 what a horrible final memory!hmm



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I think him being on the toilet instead of suffering in a hospital is a much better memory. He had cancer and was able to walk to the bathroom on his own and called her in to wipe for him as he couldnt get his hand to work right....and they were laughing about her having to wipe for him. Poor guy died with his pants around his ankles...but for her I think it was easier.

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i had an uncle that died on the toilet -- he got up in the middle of the night to go and he had a heart attack right there on the toidy....

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allycat wrote:

I think him being on the toilet instead of suffering in a hospital is a much better memory. He had cancer and was able to walk to the bathroom on his own and called her in to wipe for him as he couldnt get his hand to work right....and they were laughing about her having to wipe for him. Poor guy died with his pants around his ankles...but for her I think it was easier.







No....it would have been easier for her if he would have went without making her wipe him. no.gif

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