Corpse Turned Out to be State-of-the-Art Sex Doll

A couple walking their dog in a remote, wooded area in the town of Izu, Japan, found what appeared to be a corpse and alerted the police.

When forensic pathologists began to unwrap the "corpse," they realized it was a state-of-the-art sex doll! Naturally, the police werent amused - and they tracked down the guy who dumped it:

According to investigators, the man had lived with the sophisticated doll for several years after his wife passed away, but decided to part with her after making plans to move in with one of his children. It seems he grew attached to the doll over the years, said the chief investigator. He was confused about how to get rid of her. He thought it would be cruel to cut her up into pieces and throw her out with the trash, so he proceeded to dump her illegally.

The man, who regrets his lifelike doll was mistaken for a corpse, now faces fines for violating Japans Waste Management Law.