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I tried posting this in the jokes thread, but for some reason it isn't showing up. Anyway...

Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treat Is Better Than Sex

10.  You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
  9.  The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
  8.  It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
  7.  Less guilt the morning after.
  6.  It doesn't matter if they fantasize that you're someone else, because you are.
  5.  Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
  4.  If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
  3.  If you get tired, you can wait a few minutes and go again.
  2.  You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
  1.  You can do the whole neighborhood!

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Top Ten Signs The Ghosts In Your House Don't Give A Darn


10. There's a Post-It on freezer that reads "boo."

9. Message in blood on mirror reads: "Please get HBO."

8. When you're away, ghosts answer phone, take messages -- don't give them to you.

7. Mysterious voice tells you to, "Get out now...or don't...it's really up to you..."

6. They give you tape of "The Shining" to watch while they summer in Hamptons.

5. They pick up pace a week before Christmas, hoping for a tip.

4. Spirit asks if he can use you as a reference for job interview at Disneyland.

3. Only thing they can think of is to ring your doorbell and run away.

2. The only things they make disappear are the bottles of Bud in your refrigerator.

1. Always the same excuse: "We don't have to do anything, we're dead."



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7. Mysterious voice tells you to, "Get out now...or don't...it's really up to you..."


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LOL! I like the post-it that says, "boo."

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MzHartz wrote:

LOL! I like the post-it that says, "boo."


That was my favorite, too. I could almost picture it...that canary yello post-it stuck to the fridge! laughing.gif



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