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Woo Hoo


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* You can save me money on my mortgage eh? I don't own a home you friggin' moron!

* I didn't ask you to find me a new job!

* Hello married- don't need a singles site! So stop hitting on me!

* I don't care about White Tea with Acai! If I did, I wouldn't seek your advice!

* Let ME worry about my credit!

* YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! ----- NO I DON'T!

* Congratulations you've won (insert prize here)! How come I win all the stuff I didn't enter sweeps for?! evileye





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Mad Mema


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Uh yeah... I don't need "male enhancement". wink.gif

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darleneapd


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or teeth whitining !!

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Woo Hoo


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* I just told you that I don't own my own home, so why do you think I can afford a vacation home?!

-- Edited by Woo Hoo at 14:47, 2008-10-10

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ghostdancer


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I, myself, have no need for Viagra. 

Or stuff to cure male pattern baldness.

Oh, and if you're so interested in meeting me, why can't you spell my name right in the title of your email???!!! 

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Mad Mema


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If I want a new watch or bracelet, I assure you I will just go to the jewelry store.

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Woo Hoo


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* Thank you from your computer for cleaning your registry--

I can assure you that when my computer talks to me, it isn't through email!!

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ghostdancer


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I'm not interested in meeting hot women. no.gif

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Just from today that made it through the spam filters:

* An offer to gamble at an online casino
* One I can't post the title of
* Quality neck ties starting at $3.99
* Another one about Japanese people I can't post
* Database development

Thanks, but no thanks.

So far today, in JUST one of my business email accounts, there are 76 messages that DID get put into the spambox. It has 1,502 spam messages in it which is a total of the last 7 days.





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Does any spam mail actually work? Do people really click on such stupid e-mails?

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ghostdancer


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nod.gif  I KNOW my husband does.  Stupid idiot that he is.  hmm

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It must or no one would do it because there's no money in it.



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Woo Hoo


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* Who will win the 2008 presidential election?

What am I, psychic?! I guess you will have to wait and see with the rest of us.

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ghostdancer


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My favorite one is:

"Sandy, now that you're a member of the Republican Party, please make sure you vote in November."


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Yeah, right!!!!!! 

I got this one yesterday.  Wonder if JR signed me up?????   rofl.gif 

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I don't need smileys with sound.

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Ruby


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My penis size is just fine!

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ghostdancer


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Ruby, you have one of your own????  weirdface


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weirdface

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Mad Mema


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ghostdancer wrote:

I'm not interested in meeting hot women. no.gif





Yeah... me either. My gate doesn't swing that direction. no.gif Pretty sure I don't want to see pictures of Paris Hilton either.

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Ruby


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ghostdancer wrote:

Ruby, you have one of your own????  weirdface


winkbiggrin







Well it is not technically mine, but I did marry one! biggrin.gif

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Ruby wrote:

 

ghostdancer wrote:

Ruby, you have one of your own????  weirdface


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Well it is not technically mine, but I did marry one! biggrin.gif

 


I did too, but I don't call him a penis.  I have another favorite name that I refer to him as that I can't put here.....means the same thing though.  blankstarebiggrinwink

 



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Mad Mema


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rofl.gif

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MzHartz


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ghostdancer wrote:

Ruby, you have one of your own????  weirdface


winkbiggrin


It's hers by osmosis.

 



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ghostdancer


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MzHartz wrote:
It's hers by osmosis.

 

 


And it becomes his again once it's plasmolysed.  laughing.gifwink


 



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MzHartz wrote:

ghostdancer wrote:

Ruby, you have one of your own????  weirdface


winkbiggrin


It's hers by osmosis.

 






Perhaps is is hers by injection.

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