The Mema / Dylan ticket definitely stands for FFR forum rights. We will also be pushing Congress to make Anal Glaucoma an actual accepted reason to call into work. We will have FFR BBQs in the back yard of the White House.
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That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
I would love to have FFR rights in the workplace, especially since I never get to listen to the station or come and visit all of you while I'm at work.
Oooooo, FFR BBQ's at the White House is an excellent idea! That stuffy place has been in dire need of a rip-roarin' good party for a long time now.
Advantage of being on the campaign trail. Mema / Dylan supports picnics and drinking games. Obviously VP Dylan would be supporting musicians rights and would be providing lots of excellent theme music of the rockin' White House FFR parties.
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That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
I also propose mandatory "Sun Days" instead of snow days. Beautiful weather reports will encourage people to stay off of the roads, stay at home, and spend time indoors.
CANDY FROM BABIES!!!! SHAMEFUL MEMA!!!! JUST SHAMEFUL!!!!!
Our advertisements will also point out how you follow losing sports teams like the Chiefs and the Royals. While MZ and I have supported WINNING franchises like the Brewers, Colts & Packers.
I ask America, would you rather your leadership be influenced by WINNERS? Or perennial losers?
MZ as VP will be in charge of the incentives our administration will offer America. I on the other hand will be in charge of deterrents!
Oh look at you... making up stuff about taking candy from babies and being an avowed Royals fan? Come on now. Never happened! I fully admit to being a Chiefs fan... in fact I worked for them for 2 seasons. I do not back off from that simply because they now suck large cojones.
I refuse to stoop to making up ugly stuff about my opponents and their policies. I will not engage in dirty campaign tactics such as that. I will campaign on the issues instead of fear mongering and gross mistatements.
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That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.