Okay, so according to the stories I am hearing all over the media, whomever the grade school kids pick in their election is the candidate who will win the election. ALSO if the Washington Redskins win their last football game before the election that means that the incumbent party will lose the election. At present, Obama is making a killing among grade school kids while the Redskins are about to give up tonight's game to the Steelers. What does that mean?

Kit Bond (Republican Missouri Senator looking increasingly like the Crypt Keeper) was on Hardball with Chris Matthews earlier speaking of Missouri as the true harbinger of the election... whomever Missouri goes to so goes the election... and he swears it will be McCain. All other polling wisdom indicates that Obama will easily walk away with a landslide.

Which prophecy are we to believe??