I won't tell her that you are interested. First I will see what she has available. You have great credentials, so you should fit in anywhere. Then I will make my pitch. I will lobby on your behalf, you get the interview and wow her. You know she will offer you the position, well mainly because she is smart and I know that you rule. It is a perfect match and I will take my fee after you are settled into your new role.
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Stop trying to be what you see. Be what you ought to be.
I propose stiffer punishments to spammers and telemarketers (to quote JD...). Therefore, the numbers of calls and emails you receive on your cell will dimish, consquently, lowering your cell phone bill.