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9 things women say… and what they really mean


Might be a repost but a goodie!

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Dont Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) Thats Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. Thats okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say youre welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says Thanks a lot - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say youre welcome . that will bring on a whatever).

(8) Whatever: Is a womans way of saying F YOU!

(9) Dont worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking Whats wrong? For the womans response refer to # 3.



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my NOTHING is different. I may say that if I really don't want to get into it right now and I am just letting it go. Because I know my hubby that if I tell him then he will take it wrong and it will be blown up and I just don't feel like dealing with it.

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I'm guilty of using #9.

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In Mema-ese:

Fine = I'm good with that.

DEAL! = When at the end of an argument means "You just F'ed up bad and made me an offer you really shouldn't have cuz I WILL take you up on it."

Don't worry about it, I got it = Unless you want to lose your life, stay out of my way.

Have to agree with "That's okay" if I'm pist. Otherwise it just means "that's okay"

If you're sure that is REALLY what you want to do... is my equivalent of "Go Ahead"... means I also have a response to your action in mind and you won't like it.

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I don't use any of these.  If I have something to say, it's coming out in the exact words that I mean.  I don't mess around saying stuff like "Nothing", "Whatever", "I got it", or any of that.  If I'm mad at you, you're going to know exactly why; if something's bothering me, you're going to know what it is.  I've been told I'm blunt; that's true, I am.  I don't play head games or word games; never have, never will. 

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By time I get to #9, I AM going to do it myself. It's too late to say, "No no, I'll do it."

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There is a lot to be said for tone and inflection. Nothing can simply mean nothing... which is generally the case. Growled through clenched teeth means I don't want to talk about it so leave me alone.

Not unlike Ghost, I tend to be blunt. There is generally no mistaking what I mean when I say it. Rarely do I use non-specific responses such as these.

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You mean Mema tells it like it is? Go figure. wink

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I'll alert the media

(Hey Fuzzy smile )

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Music man - you probably know about these things, right?

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I only know what you women folk tell me...luckily I am a good listener smile

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Me being blunt... shocking, I know! lmao.gif Can't see Dylan working my nerves enough to make me resort to any of the aforementioned comments. smile.gif

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I totally love the subtlety of language...

But, no one wants to work that hard to communicate...saying what we mean and meaning what we say...whats so hard about that?



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