No, I really don't want to know. I have been made privy to enough information about the secret lives of men. I get a healthy dose of how they think when I go out with the gang after work. They frequently forget that I'm not "one of the guys", so I get the uncensored version of "guy talk".
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That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
Then why do I always have to suffer the forensic breakdown of how attractive every woman in the office or at the bar happens to be, who does what disgusting things in the men's room, and yes even the gruesome details of one guy's recent proctological exam?
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Well, Web... I'm not saying some of these guys might not like to "feel pretty" on a Saturday night, I'm just saying that what I hear is pretty much the real deal when they are in public anyway.
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Mema, next time the boys bring up gruesome man talk, you should plunge right in with all the details of your last gynocology exam. A few minutes in to that and they'll remember you're not one of "the boys." Oh and feel free to "embelish" the story too.