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Help! I'm a victim of the credit crunch!


I was gonna order a nice fancy new laptop today and was gonna put it on a credit card I rarely use.  I probably would have paid it off right away, but don't like to use my debit card for online purchases.

Well, the card was declined.

I called the issuer and was told that they are cutting back on unused credit lines and since I hadn't used mine in six months they closed it.  She said if I'd had a balance the limit would have dropped to just above the the balance, but since there was no balance they just closed it.

NOW can I get a peice of the bailout pie?  Hmm?  Huh?  Can I?  Can I?  hungry.gif

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They closed it and didn't even let you know?



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Nope! Bastages!

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How do they expect you to buy your ol' buddy Web a new laptop?



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I guess they were trying to stop you from having a Merry Christmas buddy. sniff.gif

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That just ain't right. no.gif

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The real question is how can you fellas make ol' dylan's Christmas special?

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That would make me really mad...angered.gif

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Making Ol' Dylan's Christmas specail would make you mad M? weirdface.gif

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I dunno.... what's on the "wish list"? weirdface.gif

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What isnt? biggrin

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Can't have everything, darling... where would you put it? giggle.gif

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Technically if I have everything, then dont I have everywhere to put it? biggrin

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aw well riggs, the person who told you you're credit line was shut off is probably out of a job next week anyhow....disbelief.gif

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Sorry, the wisenheimer is starting to overpower the perky. nana.gif

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Hmm... hadn't pondered that. But then again, I don't suppose everything is the same as everywhere... nana.gif

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would everywhere fall under the heading of everything?  Universally speaking?

(I cant believe I am defending one of the dopiest jokes I have ever made philisophically.) biggrin

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Geographically, yes... philisopically and ecumenically, no. nana.gif I'm so proud of me for making you defend that joke! w00t.gif Don't even get me started on quantum theory... we will be up all night!

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They did that to my dad too JR.  He had a Visa, hadn't used it for almost a year.  When he went on a road trip out of state, he took the card along in case of an emergency.  He had something go wrong with his truck down in Arkansas so he decided to put the expense on his card.  Declined.  Luckily he had enough cash with him to pay for it.  When he got home he called and they told him since he hadn't used the card in almost a year, they closed the account.  He now carries a Visa he got through his credit union and twice a year he'll charge something for less than $50 just to keep the account open.  He doesn't like doing that but at least he knows he has an open account just in case he needs to use it.

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Good Lord, if we are gonna discuss string theory over my debacle of a joke, I am gonna need to call my Nasa buddy first.



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BWAHAHAHAA... only if I get to call my friend at J.P.L.

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I concede.  I believe this is how Congress works. biggrin

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U.S.M.C. training, sir... always go in with overwhelming force! OOORAH!

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Just like a good laxative! wink

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weirdface.gif Ummm... D? Oh... nevermind. Probably some things I'm better off not knowing. rofl.gif

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Bad joke...not biographical in nature.

Note to self...fire the joke writers. wink

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laughing.gif Cracking me up this evening, D! If the rest of the gang was around right now there would be a whole chain of Uranus jokes.

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Uranus is a never ending source of comic gold...
Sometimes you need a stool to see it. wink

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laughing.gif Best time to view Uranus? Full moon!!!

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This is all part of a bigger plot to make people go out and use all their unused credit cards!

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