I want the rapid fire 20 shot Nerf gun! I can think of several people I work with that would love to have one too. Then we could take turns blasting the boss whenever she comes up with another goofy idea and she wouldn't know exactly who did it.
We should all have one. You never know when it will come in handy. It is more convenient than getting to the shooting range and firing off a box of ammo.
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I'd like to take it with me when we have to go into work an hour early for a staff meeting at 6 in the morning.
If you weren't awake before, you certainly will be then. Just start firing them when you see someone nodding off. But also not forgetting to pelt the boss just because you had to be in at 6am anyway.
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I can think of lots of times I'd have use for one: When my husband is being a total jerk (which is most of the time) When my girls are arguing between themselves When my dog is messin' with the Christmas tree When the mailman leaves nothing but bills in my mailbox When someone gets in the 15 items or less express lane with a cartload of groceries When someone does something stupid while driving and talking on the phone at the same time (but I'd have to buy replacement darts after)
Those are some very handy uses. I wonder what people would think if were walking around the store doing my grocery shopping with 20 shot strapped to my back.
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And I do have a flat screen. You think it is okay to yell while firing darts at my monitor? I can so see me grumbling, grabbing the gun, rolling backwards in my chair a few feet and yelling, "aaaaahhhhhhhhh" as I fire off five or ten shots. Then I can look up and whoever is staring at me also gets shot.
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Nice. I would so get into trouble though. Although, on the right day, if I ran by and left a few darts on the CFO's windows or monitor I think he would laugh.
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Most of them do. I've shot up most of my management. It's hard for them to not take guff from us... there aren't too many people who could do our jobs, but we could quite easily do theirs.
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Hehehee... I can handle it! Just think of me as the Annie Oakley of Cable Network Infrastructure! If I can't fix it, I can sure as heck bust a nerf cap in it's arse!
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