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Mad Mema


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The wuzband's ex-girlfriend. The Sasquatch he dumped me for. I once made the mistake of asking what was so great about her. He told me of her... shall we say... lack of personal grooming habits. After I threw up a little, I wished them well and offered to buy them a wedding present.

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Wow...he set the bar pretty high there. wink

Well, he let a keeper get away...shame on him

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That's kinda what I thought... I told him I just can't compete with that because EEEEEWWWWW!!! Besides, she has like 15 years on me.

-- Edited by Mad Mema at 00:49, 2008-12-24

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HE clearly is insane.

Yup, coo coo for coacoa puffs.

A sandwhich shy of a picnic

taking a gun out of a cop's holster kinda crazy...

in other words ...

Nuts.

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Oh well... that's why they say "crack is whack!" Happier days ahead!

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You know it! 

I know it!

The important thing is...

HE knows it. biggrin

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Indeed! The best thing about it was that she eventually found out what her nickname from me is... and WHY. Talk about EMBARRASSING!

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I am guessing your contact with her is minimal...so tell her no pets allowed...its all good.

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She called me once to tell me about herself, and to ask me to come get my drunken, beligerant spouse. I declined, but asked for my garage door opener back. She made the mistake of showing up on my doorstep in the middle of the night once... beating on my door and screaming like a maniac. To this day I have no clue why. She was unbelieveably offended when I answered the door with a 12 gauge shotgun in hand and insisted she leave my property. After that, she decided that she really didn't care to speak with me again. laughing.gif

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Looking down the business end of a 12 guage will end a conversation quickly.

I am gonna guess the pounding on your door incident had someting to do with Your Ex and his spin on something pertaining to you.

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Oh probably... I have no idea. She woke me up. I wasn't interested in what was on her mind. I was pist that she woke me up and was on my property. She had no right to approach my home, much less to speak to me. She intruded upon my life, not the other way around. I'd already told her she was welcome to him. I already had my garage door opener back. I was fine.

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too bad his choice had to bleed back on you.

But, you are a girl who can handle herself.  I respect that.



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The funny thing is that when he got clean and sober, they broke up. Must suck to have to know that the only way someone could stand to be with you is if they were that messed up. Ah well... couldn't have happened to a nicer couple. giggle.gif

I'm pretty adept at taking care of me. smile.gif It's one of the things I like about me too.

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That is not always easy...especially nowadays.

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You got that right! Lacking someone to take care of me, and being completely un-used to being taken care of, that is what I do.

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I dont think life ever was meant to be easy...the struggle is what makes us happy...if it was all resistance free. I think we would be bored and very superficial.  Of course, i would totally be willing to give a life of leisure a try.

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I'm not complaining... Its easier and better now than it used to be. smile.gif I always did take care of me. Now I just don't have to pretend like someone else is.

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Just follow the yellow brick road little mama.

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But I'm already home. smile.gif

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You didnt see the lilypop guild did you?

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Yeah... he sits across from me at the office. I call him Little Man. giggle.gif

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I usually call little boys under the age of 11 little man biggrin

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Any guy who is shorter than me is Little Man.

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Okay little mama! biggrin

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I accept that about me! giggle.gif

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