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Dylan


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I wont show all my moves in the preliminaries.

Besides, after watching my prowess...you may be too in awe. 

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That's aight... I make up my moves as I go! laughing.gif Just try and make sense of it!!!

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M, I have never tried to make sense of ANY woman's moves...it is the secret to happiness I think.  wink

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Ah... so years of dating have taught you something! I warn you... years of marriage have made me very wiley!

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You have the PhD, I only have the Masters.

I am open to further study biggrin

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In the words of the late, great Sam Kinison: I'm not worried about going to hell. When I get there, Satan will say, "You were married before, huh? To WHO? Well, I guess nothing can scare you. Want a job?" laughing.gif Don't forget, sir... you did ask me to marry you.

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I dont believe there was ever an answer... you had Fuzzy step in to negotiate...which basically ensured that we wound up in divorce court before ever marrying!

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I never said no... Fuzzy never said no either. We were trying to negotiate for better reasoning than splitting the satellite bill.

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You wanted me to get all mushy huh? biggrin

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Well, given that the first time I got married just cuz my kids were gonna start having kids and nobody wants to hear about grandpa's girlfriend... and the odds of me getting to marry for money are more narrow than me getting struck by lightening, is a little mush too much to hope for? (Fuzzy is so gonna kill me!)

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Hey, I have a Bose Acoustic Wave Radio...half could be yours! smile

(and what Fuzzy Dont Know wont hurt her) wink

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Hmm... shameless bribery... I like it!

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Plus, you could have Dylan Murphy:  Appearing nightly.

No cover charge

No drink minimum...although I may drive you to it.

I am a great designated driver. biggrin

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TEMPTING!! Psst... Merry Christmas Eve! (mistletoe) XO!

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Swak!  Right back at ya litle mama. smile

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w00t.gif Maybe this Christmas isn't so bad after all! wink.gif

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Amen Sister...

Well not sister literally...that would be wrong.

Unless we live in Alabama.  Or West Virginia.

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Far as I know, I don't have a relative who I could call Cousinuncledaddy!!

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Cousinuncledaddy!  lmao.gif

I laughed out loud on that one!

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w00t.gif Another point for MEMA!!!

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You do make me laugh biggrin

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See... turns out I am good for SOMETHING! rofl.gif

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Might even look good on a resume...

You can fudge the truth and tell em (insted of a deputy,) you made a Buckingham Palace Guard laugh.

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I'll put that right next to "have made a sailor blush... with only one word!"

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And the word was?

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I can't type it on the forum! blush.gifjawdrop.gif

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No doubt. wink

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Let's just say, along with the blush was the quote, "I spent 21 years in the United States Navy. I have sailed the world over. I have seen every show in Asia, but I have NEVER heard THAT said THAT way before!"

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Kudos to you my potty mouthed friend! smile

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It was a statement of fact... sometimes one just has to make a word to fit a conversation. laughing.gif

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