I was just bragging to web the other day about a 27 second burp I let out the other day. It was a thing of beauty. The volume rose and fell, had bass and treble, it was almost like an opera!
I can see where you would be proud of a 27 second multi-syllabic belch. That sort of thing does drive the ladies wild... not quite as fast as farting the alphabet, but hey.... ya sound like a heartthrob!
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