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JD The Jazz Doctor


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HEY!


What are some good bumper stickers that you have seen lately?


I saw one today on an old man's truck:


Women want me. Fish fear me.


 



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 The one I saw the other day was actually a personalized liscense plate. It was LISCENCE.


Could you imagine a cop trying to call that one in?



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In line yesterday at a McDonald's drive thru, the car in front of me had a liscence plate that said MEOOWW.


The best one has to be from Sienfeld, when Kramer got the plate 'ASSMAN'!


 



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I've seen a few people with license plates that say something like  IM L8

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It's been a while since I've seen it but it's one of my favorite bumper stickers:

"My kid beat up your honor student!"


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And another one . . . There was a lady in a city where I lived once that was known for her outspoken attitude of pro-homosexuality. Her license plate was: RU12


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One I saw and liked: "One Nation... Under Canada and Above Mexico..."


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I saw this one at the coffee shop the other morning and thought it was appropriate.


Life is too complicated in the morning.



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How about those stupid little boys peeing on a logo of a dodge or chevy?


Or the little car that says FEAR THIS or BAD BOY CLUB?


It just cracks me up -I'm terrified!


 


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PS I bet one of you guys have that...oops I did it again.



-- Edited by star at 08:54, 2005-03-24

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Bumper stickers 01
I love animals, they taste great.

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.



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Bumper stickers 02
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?



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If you are psychic - think "HONK"

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.


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Hey I bought a new Mazda 3 a month ago, and really am digging it. today in the mail, I get a whole packet of Mazda info and stuff, as I usually do 2-3 times a week lately. Today's mail has a little bumper sticker in it that says "ZOOM ZOOM" that they think would be nice to put on my bumper. It will be a cold day in hell before that happens.

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I agree with you JD, I wouldn't dare put a bumper sticker on my cars. 

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The worst ones are political bumper stickers that people just leave on their bumpers ten years down the road. I still see vote for Clinton stickers out there.

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I don't like to put any bumper sticker on my vehicle that promotes a company (other than FFR).  Why should I do their marketing for them?  The only bumper sticker I have ever put on my car was "Abortion stops a beating heart."  That's my own personal opinion and no one has to agree with it.  I did see one that was kind of harsh and would never put it on my car.  It said "Abortion does not make you unpregnant, it makes you the mother of a dead baby."  Ouch.  Don't want to get into a debate on the right/wrong answer, but thought I would share.



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I think sparky takes the cake!  The only thing I ever put on my car was in the window saying my college.  I think that is tasteful.  I'm not a member of the Bad Boy Club, though.


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I have a friend that bought a new Chevy Tahoe SUV. He got all done with the deal then he told them that he was not going to advertise for them and that he didn't want their little dealership sticker on the back of his truck. They argued with him about it but finally agreed. He made them write it in the contract that they would not put their name on his truck. They didn't like it, but wanted the sale so they held up the deal.

My friend is now soooo proud of the fact that he took on the big, bad dealership and won.

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I saw a tshirt on a biker this weekend that said:

Does this bike make my butt look fast?


 


Thought it was cute!



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Were you staring at the t shirt or the butt to see if it did, in fact, look fast?

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DEAR GOD


PLEASE SAVE US


FROM YOUR FOLLOWERS!!!



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I've seen girls wearing shorts this summer that across the butt say:

Nebrasska

including the highlights as shown.



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Your state pride must be a sight to behold...

or is it allegiance to a favorite body part?

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I saw this one this morning "Be The Change You Want To See In The World". Immediately I thought that I would certainly not duct-tape my own mouth shut! 

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Wednesday I saw one that said:


Bumper to Bumper


Butt to Butt


get off my a$$ you crazy nut!




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How's the Mazda treating you these days JD?

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nice one woohoo!


just fine sparky! Love the gas milage. thinkin maybe put in a sun roof when I have some extra cash!




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It's been a while since I've seen it but it's one of my favorite bumper stickers: "My kid beat up your honor student!"


That used to grace my vehicle... Really, it did.


My favorites are "Horn broken.  Watch for finger."  "Hang up and drive." "Funkengrooven" "Farfrompuken" and of course "We come from different planets. Mine has soap and toothpaste."



-- Edited by Mad Mema at 12:39, 2006-04-21

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

thinkin maybe put in a sun roof when I have some extra cash!
JD - it is never a good idea to have the sunroof added afterwards.

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