Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Freeze-Frame Radio -> Freeze-Frame Radio Lounge -> FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS!
Post Info TOPIC: FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS!
garougal


Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Status: Offline
Posts: 6700
Date:
RE: FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS!
Permalink  

 I hope there are no repeats, but too funny not to share...

  • Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
  • A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
  • Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
  • Do I look like a freakin' people person?
  • This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
  • I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
  • You! Off my planet!
  • I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
  • Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
  • Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  • Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
  • A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
  • Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
  • Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
  • If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
  • I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
  • How do I set a laser printer to stun?
  • I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.


__________________
-- Heather: "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
Lady Strange


80's Rock Chick

Status: Offline
Posts: 8789
Date:
Permalink  

I saw one yesterday that I liked.
It was yellow & black like caution tape (or Stryper's costumes smile.gif)
It said:
CAUTION: DRIVER SINGING

__________________
"Tell me, does it move you, Does it soothe you, Does it fill your heart and soul with the roots of rock & roll?
When you can't get through it you can listen to it with a 'na na na na', Well I've been there before"
-"Been There Before" by Hanson
JD The Jazz Doctor


Grand Poobah

    



Status: Offline
Posts: 36897
Date:
Permalink  

"I haven't been the same since the house landed on my sister."weirdface

__________________
"And like Web, I enjoy throwing JR under the bus.  Problem is, it's usually under the special bus that I ride every day". Ghostdancer 12-18-09
JD The Jazz Doctor


Grand Poobah

    



Status: Offline
Posts: 36897
Date:
Permalink  

Insanity in hereditary. I inhereted mine from my kids.smile

__________________
"And like Web, I enjoy throwing JR under the bus.  Problem is, it's usually under the special bus that I ride every day". Ghostdancer 12-18-09
MzHartz


Permanent Vacation



Status: Offline
Posts: 23086
Date:
Permalink  

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

__________________

tumblr_maefr2j2Bt1rrd8d6o1_500.gif

 
MzHartz


Permanent Vacation



Status: Offline
Posts: 23086
Date:
Permalink  

Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.

__________________

tumblr_maefr2j2Bt1rrd8d6o1_500.gif

 
Woo Hoo


The Chosen Woo

Status: Offline
Posts: 21048
Date:
Permalink  

MzHartz wrote:

Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.



 lol, I like that one!



__________________
"Am I speaking in a language you're not getting here?"
MzHartz


Permanent Vacation



Status: Offline
Posts: 23086
Date:
Permalink  

I'm not so good at the advice...
Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

__________________

tumblr_maefr2j2Bt1rrd8d6o1_500.gif

 
Woo Hoo


The Chosen Woo

Status: Offline
Posts: 21048
Date:
Permalink  

MzHartz wrote:

I'm not so good at the advice...
Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?


oh I know that one!


 



-- Edited by Woo Hoo at 14:43, 2007-12-13

__________________
"Am I speaking in a language you're not getting here?"
Lady Strange


80's Rock Chick

Status: Offline
Posts: 8789
Date:
Permalink  

Woo Hoo wrote:

MzHartz wrote:

I'm not so good at the advice...
Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?


oh I know that one!


 



-- Edited by Woo Hoo at 14:43, 2007-12-13



laughing.gif Great!

__________________
"Tell me, does it move you, Does it soothe you, Does it fill your heart and soul with the roots of rock & roll?
When you can't get through it you can listen to it with a 'na na na na', Well I've been there before"
-"Been There Before" by Hanson
JD The Jazz Doctor


Grand Poobah

    



Status: Offline
Posts: 36897
Date:
Permalink  

its not racing if you don't get dirt in your beer.

__________________
"And like Web, I enjoy throwing JR under the bus.  Problem is, it's usually under the special bus that I ride every day". Ghostdancer 12-18-09
Cheeselvr


Better Than Cheddar

Status: Offline
Posts: 1480
Date:
Permalink  

JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

HEY!


What are some good bumper stickers that you have seen lately?


I saw one today on an old man's truck:


Women want me. Fish fear me.


smile.gif 





I saw one that said "Don't Be A Dick"



__________________
darleneapd


Cuff 'Em N' Stuff 'Em

Status: Offline
Posts: 7442
Date:
Permalink  

I like the ones I see quite often around here:

"Yankees Suck" smile.gif

__________________

Toys, toys, toys, in the attic!
JD The Jazz Doctor


Grand Poobah

    



Status: Offline
Posts: 36897
Date:
Permalink  

hahaha!!!!

If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.

rofl.gif

__________________
"And like Web, I enjoy throwing JR under the bus.  Problem is, it's usually under the special bus that I ride every day". Ghostdancer 12-18-09
JD The Jazz Doctor


Grand Poobah

    



Status: Offline
Posts: 36897
Date:
Permalink  

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? dizzy.gif

__________________
"And like Web, I enjoy throwing JR under the bus.  Problem is, it's usually under the special bus that I ride every day". Ghostdancer 12-18-09
JD The Jazz Doctor


Grand Poobah

    



Status: Offline
Posts: 36897
Date:
Permalink  

When Clinton Lied, Nobody Died....ashamed.gif

__________________
"And like Web, I enjoy throwing JR under the bus.  Problem is, it's usually under the special bus that I ride every day". Ghostdancer 12-18-09
Ruby


The Good Witch Of The South

    



Status: Offline
Posts: 19309
Date:
Permalink  

imagesbumper-20snicker-small.jpg

__________________
This_egg_hatches_on_04/05/06!_Adopt_one_today_from_pickle-green.com/egraphics!
JD The Jazz Doctor


Grand Poobah

    



Status: Offline
Posts: 36897
Date:
Permalink  

Ruby wrote:

imagesbumper-20snicker-small.jpg


nice!!!

 



__________________
"And like Web, I enjoy throwing JR under the bus.  Problem is, it's usually under the special bus that I ride every day". Ghostdancer 12-18-09
ghostdancer


Ghost In The Machine

Status: Offline
Posts: 9401
Date:
Permalink  

Oooooo, I like that one!!! biggrin

__________________

«First  <  1 2 3 | Page of 3  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
Freeze-Frame Radio -> Freeze-Frame Radio Lounge -> FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS!
Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us


Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse 		Powered by ActiveBoard