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WTH! Now a guy in WI kills 57 ducks with his snowmobile!


There must be something in the cheese, Wisconsinites are going insane!  angered.gif

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A man who claims he was involved in the deaths of 57 mallard ducks that were run over by a snowmobile Tuesday on the Fond du Lac River has contacted the state Department of Natural Resources, an agency official said.

The man, who is in his 30s and from the Fond du Lac area, called the DNR Wednesday evening, said George Protogere, a DNR warden supervisor.

The man was interviewed by the DNR, but Protogere said he could not discuss the man's statements in detail because the case is still being investigated.

The ducks were found Tuesday in an area of open water and on the ice of the river near Lake Winnebago in Fond du Lac. Tracks in the snow suggest that the snowmobiler who struck the ducks skipped over the open water, turned around and skipped over the water again, Protogere said.

Officials are hoping to speak with a second person who may have been present when the ducks were killed, Protogere said.

"We don't know that person's involvement," Protogere said. "We have to talk to that person to confirm the story. He could have just been an innocent partner who did nothing, but we don't know."

The man who contacted the DNR has not been arrested, Protogere said.

After interviewing the second person, investigators will meet with the Fond du Lac County district attorney's office to determine the next step in the case, Protogere said.



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WTF? Did they crap on his vehicle or something?

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freakin idiot (s?).

maybe they should just make snowmobiles illegal. too many idiots and drunks on them. No skin off my neck on that one.

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Pambo and I have had many conversations on the following idea, and she has recently come to see things my way so I will share my idea with the rest of you:

I think every adult should be issued a certificate for one free kill. Why? Because: think of how much more polite and well behaved everyone would be. It's not like you could ever be sure if someone had used their certificate already or not. Your order at the fast food drive through would always be right. No one would ever cut you off on the road. Morons who feel the need to torture and kill innocent animals would probably not survive long enough to do so. Someone would probably pick them off long before they screwed up the stones to try it. If not, then they would probably only do it ONCE. evileye.gif

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hey, in china, they'd just shoot them.smile.gif

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And sometimes, they have a point! nod.gif

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What the heck??  Did you guys get something weird in your water supply all of a sudden????



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nah I think its the liquor supply fully available to the inbreds.

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Better start buying it up then to keep it outta their hands. biggrin

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them ducks is worth my liver!
heck how many ducks have given their livers for my pate?smile.gif

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Maybe people's brains are freezing due tot he extreme cold.

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And to think that the socialists want to take away guns from hunters...

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Who needs a gun when you can use snowmobiles to kill deer and geese?

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Guns and snowmobiles are just tools. Granted the gun is a tool that was designed with the specific intent of killing and the snowmobile was not... but the fact of the matter is that neither guns nor snowmobiles are killers. The people weilding them are.

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True.

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You have to wonder how long it will be before people start running down little purple fuzz balls with their snow mobiles.  hmm.gif

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Please remember that this fuzz ball knows how to use a gun. And is accurate.

Now go play "Girls with Guns". Or "Lawyers, Guns and Money" by Warren Zevon

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Look at you!

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How accurate could your aim be?  You're what, four inches tall?  Probably two inches tall when you get out of the shower!

You'd be no match for a snow mobile.  no.gif


edit: there is SOMETHING wrong with me, I constantly have to go back and fix simple errors in my posts.  Instead of the word NO I typed NOW.  It's like my fingers are having a stroke.  Yesterday I typed a four word response to someone and when I read it back I realized it made no sense at all.  It was like I just put four random words in a row and called it a sentence.  hmm.gif

-- Edited by Jeremy Riggs at 11:38, 2009-01-16

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no.gif I am only two inches tall. And that is on a good day, after a tumble in the dryer and when I haven't had a fuzz trim in a while. Who says size matters?

Well, if it's windy I can travel a great distance. And quickly. Can't run me over if you can't see me.

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Think about this JR: Do you know what her fuzz is hiding? She may have an AK47 under there for all you know.

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I dunno... my theory is that Fuzzy does have arms... and is concealing a .357 behind her back. nod.gif I'd not mess with!

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You're all probably on to something. I won't push the fuzzball. smile.gif

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Don't try to run over me either. evileye.gif

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As long as you're in your natural purple fuzz you should be safe.

If you're walking around in your Phillies championship t-shirt or an Eagles jersey then I can't make any promises evileye.gif

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Don't try to step on me either. evileye.gif

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I don't normally wear those items, but if I know you will be inthe area, I will. biggrin

-- Edited by confuzzed at 13:44, 2009-01-16

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By the way, how is your Phillies championship cup working out for you?

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confuzzed wrote:

By the way, how is your Phillies championship cup working out for you?




Oh just GREAT!  It's superb for spreading the salt on the icy sidewalk nod.gif

Just kidding.  I've used it a couple times for OJ.  It's not as offensive to me since I taped that Brewer logo onto it.  biggrin.gif



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Whatever works for you. ;)

You know you love it. And you are a little jealous. I just hope I get a chance to see another Phillies championship in my lifetime.

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