So we need to start finishing every statement with "Of course we are, don't be ridiculous"? I like it!
The story is that one day one of my co-workers was telling me that he was in the doghouse with his wife (a known psycho) because while they were arguing, she asked if he loves her. He was pist, so instead of the auto-programmed "Yes" he said what he was thinking, which was "I don't know!". I told him that was a crappy answer. He said that he didn't want to lie to her, so he didn't know what else to say. I responded, "Just say, 'Of course I do, don't be ridiculous!'... and it's not a lie because you have to take into considerations all of the kinds of love. For instance if you don't want to shove her under a movning gas truck, you could call that 'Brotherhood of Man' type of love and you are still good." This explanation got around like WILDFIRE. Pambo told Richard... hence it has become a Boone-ism.
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So we need to start finishing every statement with "Of course we are, don't be ridiculous"? I like it!
The story is that one day one of my co-workers was telling me that he was in the doghouse with his wife (a known psycho) because while they were arguing, she asked if he loves her. He was pist, so instead of the auto-programmed "Yes" he said what he was thinking, which was "I don't know!". I told him that was a crappy answer. He said that he didn't want to lie to her, so he didn't know what else to say. I responded, "Just say, 'Of course I do, don't be ridiculous!'... and it's not a lie because you have to take into considerations all of the kinds of love. For instance if you don't want to shove her under a movning gas truck, you could call that 'Brotherhood of Man' type of love and you are still good." This explanation got around like WILDFIRE. Pambo told Richard... hence it has become a Boone-ism.
Pambo remembered how many times she heard me say that on the phone to the wuzband while I was at work. I told her I said that only cuz I wasn't at that moment actively attempting to shove HIM under a moving gas truck.
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That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.