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Bad Biker Granny



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RE: Where is everybody?


Well, at the moment, I have my left hand on a blue dot, my right foot on a red dot, and I'm holding the Chuck Norris winning hand from the 1983 World Series of Poker... a joker, a Get Out of Jail Free card from Monopoly, a 2 of spades, a 7 of diamonds, and a green #4 from Uno... how am I doin'?

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Mad Mema wrote:

Well, at the moment, I have my left hand on a blue dot, my right foot on a red dot, and I'm holding the Chuck Norris winning hand from the 1983 World Series of Poker... a joker, a Get Out of Jail Free card from Monopoly, a 2 of spades, a 7 of diamonds, and a green #4 from Uno... how am I doin'?



Well, are you calling or raising?

 



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Raising, of course.... that was the winning hand!

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I'll call. Although I don't have Get Out of Jail, I am doing the hokey pokey and do have a Monopoly $20, a Skip Bo wild card, Draw Four Wild, Old Maid, and the Queen of Hearts (of course).

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Hmm... could be a draw... I'm not sure. Then again, Chuck Norris might just roundhouse kick both of us in the face.

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Darnit, I forgot that rule, Chuck Norris always wins!

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck has more money than you!

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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They bottle Chuck Norris' urine and sell it as a drink. It's called Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just called "the Islands".

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

We live in neither a democracy nor a republic. We live in a Chucktatorship!

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