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To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah )

Reply to: pers-982078099@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST

I was the white guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.

I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?

I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.

I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.

So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!

- Alex

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Ruby wrote:

You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?

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Nice.

Now that's a good girlfriend for you.




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hillarious! serves the punk azz right! hehe, mr. poopy pants!


the world would really be a much safer place if we could all just pack like in the days of the old west -- everyone would know where they stand and be less likely to pull crap like that.

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SWEET!! clap.gif

I like that guy's style.... and his girlfriend's taste in handguns. Kimber 1911 .45 ACP is an impressive weapon. nod.gif

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Mema - you think we can get some boys to buy us a Kimber?

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Hmm... it's an idea. nod.gif Maybe we could start an ad campaign..."Nothing says I love you like quality weaponry!" Valentine's Day is fast approaching.

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lol, awesome

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Mad Mema wrote:

Hmm... it's an idea. nod.gif Maybe we could start an ad campaign..."Nothing says I love you like quality weaponry!" Valentine's Day is fast approaching.


"Nothing says I love you like the size of quality weaponry."

And for those that have to ask, yes, size matters.



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nod.gif Yes, yes it does!

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clap.gif  Hope this is true!!!  laughing.gif

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Hey Mema - I went to look at the Kimber website. They have wallpaper. I was thinking about getting one for the work computer. That should scare a bit around here. nod.gif

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lmao.gif I'd love to do something like that! I have been told, however, that it could be seen as "creating a hostile work environment". We have our yearly "workplace sensitivity" class coming up soon, and around that time everyone gets all extra sensitive. One year a guy I work with actually informed me that the sticker reading "Quietly plotting my revenge." that I stuck to my name plate constitutes a "hostile work environment" and I had to get a new name plate because of it. smile.gif So now I have 2 name plates on display at my desk! The sticker on the new one says "Does not play well with others."

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