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Let's start a new story!


Remember when we wrote our own story, a bit at a time?  That was fun, why haven't we done that again?

It's simple, someone writes a few lines, the next person adds a couple more, etc.  I'll start it off
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It was a dark and stormy day in Wisconsin.  With a loud clap of thunder and a flash of lightning, the entire town of West Allis was plunged into darkness.  Across the country, Freeze Frame Radio listeners cried out, "What happened to the station!?"

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Everyone wondered where the penguin was hiding. Was he in the refrigerator? The closet? Under the bed?

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Eerie music played - "Doo Bee Doo Bee Doo".

A voice from the darkness said "Beware the Penguin!"

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The little dog named Ellie barked at movement in the darkest corner of the room. So scared, she peed on the floor.

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The peguin came waddling along and naturally slipped on the pee on the floor from Ellie.

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He landed on his back, hitting his head on the floor. The dark ceiling looked like a clear night sky due to the stars filling his vision. Before he passed out, he cried, "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

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Suddenly, The penguin snapped to and remembered why he'd been in such a hurry to begin with.

The evil Dr. Jazz had kidnapped all the stations listeners and was forcing them to listen to his new special "The Worst Of College Daze" at his secret underground lair.

With a renewed sense of purpose the penguin jumped to his webbed feet and waddled toward the studio door!

-- Edited by Jeremy Riggs at 10:12, 2009-02-10

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Only to find the door barricaded.

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(evileye.gif Why you gotta make this difficult?!?)

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Calling upon his years of special ops training from his days in the CIA the penguin summoned all his power and used his muscle bound flippers to tear through the door!

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Suddenly Batman and Robin appeared.

"Holy smelly Penguin Batman! It smells like he wet the bed like I used to do!"

"Yes Robin", said Batman, "And there's only one thing that can fix this problem. The Bat-air freshner spray gun!" Quickly Robin, spray the Penguin!"


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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

(evileye.gif Why you gotta make this difficult?!?)



Mainly because I can. wink



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(I don't like this story anymore no.gif)

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No one accused me of being able to write a story on the fly. no.gif I do not have an imagination. I am an accountant.

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Suddenly Batman and Robin appeared.

"Holy smelly Penguin Batman! It smells like he wet the bed like I used to do!"

"Yes Robin", said Batman, "And there's only one thing that can fix this problem. The Bat-air freshner spray gun!" Quickly Robin, spray the Penguin!"



The penguin sputtered through blasts of Bat-Breeze, "Wait, wait, WAIT!"  He waved his flippers frantically as he screamed.  "Dr. Jazz has kidnapped all of the listeners. We have to get to them quick, I don't know how long I was out!"

 



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Batman and Robin told the Penguin they were there to help him and the three of them could hunt down Dr. Jazz together.

But Penguins bird sense told him something just wasn't right.

He demanded that the two whip out their League Of Superhero's membership cards.

Stunned by the request, Batman and Robin looked at each other momentarily before the phony Robin yelled out "Grab him!"

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Batman and Robin looked at him funny, shook their heads and said, "Let's get out of here."

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Penguin yelled at the fleeing imposters "Yeah that's right, you BETTER get outta here or I'll slap you both silly with my super muscular flippers!"

And with that he headed off to find Dr. Jazz's secret underground lair...

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(you'll note I had to take part in this story before you all made me look like a weak, defenseless little bird evileye.gif)

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(I didn't. Or didn't intend to make you look weak. It just seemed like someone should slip in the mess on the floor made by the dog. I can't wait to see how you eventually turn a doorknob. Is the door going to have a penguin door?)

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of course it is, it's my studio/home. It's been fitted for all the necessary things a penguin would require. smile.gif

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what they didn't understand was that deep down, Dr Jazz was not evil. Dr Jazz was......
a transvestite? confuse.gif

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(Did the penguin take a shower before he went to Dr. Jazz's lair? Did Batman and Robin go to Starbucks for a latte? Was Dr. Jazz wearing his/her sequinned evening gown? STAY TUNED!)

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(Good voiceover Mema. And I wonder if JD remembered to lock the penguin door to the studio.)

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

what they didn't understand was that deep down, Dr Jazz was not evil. Dr Jazz was......
a transvestite? confuse.gif






"Holy evil transvestite Batman! How will we be able to stop him? Er, I mean her! Er, I mean, how do we know what IT is Batman?!"

"Robin", said Batman, "There's only one way to tell. We will have to use the Bat gender identification scanner (either that or have a belly dancer dance in front of IT - no wait, that's how to test for a eunuch)! Have the device calibrated and ready for use Robin!"


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"Batman, how will we know when we're closing in on Dr. Jazz's evil lair?" Robin asked.

"Simple Robin, watch for citizens bleeding from the ears. The more blood you see, the closer we are to where he's broadcasting his diabolical radio program!"

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...said the man who feeds the masses Heino.....hmm.gif

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(JD, I had no idea you were such a bad guy. Or girl. Whichever.)

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

...said the man who feeds the masses Heino.....hmm.gif




As PUNISHMENT!  smile.gif

 

Besides, I already established you were broadcasting the WORST OF COLLEGE DAZE.  I left underground 80's and Jazz 101 out of it. So see, I'm playing nice smile.gif



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"Uh, Batman... which exactly is the Bat gender identification scanner and how do I calibrate it?"

"Great queen of questions , Robin! Where is that urine covered penguin? We'll just have him cop a feel and tell us what we are dealing with!"

"EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!"

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