Meanwhile, back in Gotham, Commisioner Gordon had his hands full trying to deal with the evil transvestite Dr. Jazz. He decided to call Batman on the Bat phone.
"Batman", he said, "How are we going to stop this evil transvestite when we don;t even know what IT is?!?"
"Don;t worry Commisioner Gordon", Batman said, "Robin has readied the Bat gender identification scanner, and we're closing in on the evil Doctor's lair as we speak!"
"Excellent Batman", exclaimed Commisioner Gordon, "I'll have my totally incompetent police force meet you there to get beat up by Dr. Jazz's henchmen. or women. whatever they are...."
Meanwhile, back in Gotham, Commisioner Gordon had his hands full trying to deal with the evil transvestite Dr. Jazz. He decided to call Batman on the Bat phone.
"Batman", he said, "How are we going to stop this evil transvestite when we don;t even know what IT is?!?"
"Don;t worry Commisioner Gordon", Batman said, "Robin has readied the Bat gender identification scanner, and we're closing in on the evil Doctor's lair as we speak!"
"Excellent Batman", exclaimed Commisioner Gordon, "I'll have my totally incompetent police force meet you there to get beat up by Dr. Jazz's henchmen. or women. whatever they are...."
The batmobile flew out of the batcave, while Robin followed in the bat-copter. On the way to Dr. Jazz's lair, Batman almost ran over a penguin crossing the road. Slamming on the bat-brakes, the batmobile did the perfect skid, and pulled up to the penguin. "Get in," said Batman.
From the bat-copter, while adjusting his tights, Robin spotted a mob of people running away from a decrepit building. "That's got to be it!" he thought. He radioed in to Batman, but the line was dead.