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Jeremy Riggs


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You just finished a hard weeks work, here's your paycheck.  Hey, the governments gonna tax you on that ok?

Awww, not enough left to do the things you wanted to?  Well stop by the bank on your way home and take out some of that money you've been saving for a rainy day.  Look at that, you earned a little interest on your savings!  The governments gonna tax you on that ok?

Say, on the way home lets get some booze to help you relax!  The governments gonna tax you on that ok?  What?  You need some cigarettes too?  Ok, but the governments gonna have to tax you on that.

Well, you're home now.  You should go out tonight!  You earned it after a hard week of work.  Let's call some friends and meet for a movie!  The governments gonna tax you for your phone service ok?

Cool, time to get in the car.  Oops, we're gonna need some gas.  The governments gonna tax you on that ok?

Here we are at the theater.  One ticket please!  Oh, the governments gonna tax you on that ok?

Popcorn?  JuJu Bees?  COOL!  The governments gonna have to tax you on that though ok?

What a GREAT movie.  I had fun!  Let's go to Applebees and have a nice dinner.  Yeah, you know the drill, the governments gonna tax you on that ok?

Tell me we're not out of control!

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Jeremy Riggs


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Oh, and YES.  Taxes are beginning to anger me again.  hmm.gif

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Sure, I'll meet you at the theater. No, I don't need gas. But the government is going to tax me for using their roads.

I can't have popcorn or JuJuBees, I'll just take a bottle of water. The government will tax me on that too.

After Applebees, lets save some money and hang out at my house, that's free, right? Well, except for the property tax I'm paying.

Another movie? Well okay, but I don't want to pay for another rental. Let's just download one from Netflix. Wait, are we in Wisconsin?

Food, water, shelter? Check. When are they going to start taxing air?

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Jeremy Riggs


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At some point I'm sure they'll want to institute a post tax on the forum.  nod.gif

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If they think they can find a way to collect on it, they sure will.

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how else are we to pay for the bill we were left with?confuse

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Obama just tacked on almost another trillion. Don't forget to add that to the bill that we are now left with.





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ooh! nicely played! wink.gif

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Tanks! smile.gif

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I don't think any of us can afford to be taxed on the number of posts we make. no.gif

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