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Could you take a nakation?


Hell no! no


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(CNN) -- There's something about being naked that makes a person forget a layoff, pay cut or a shrunken retirement account.

Promoters say nude vacations offer a complete escape from stress and the norm.

Promoters say nude vacations offer a complete escape from stress and the norm.

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At least that's how the promoters of nude travel see it.

The economic recession is "doing us a lot of favors, maybe because there's the idea that if you've lost the shirt off your back, you should go nude," said Erich Schuttauf, executive director of the American Association for Nude Recreation.

He added: "You go to a [nudist resort] and when you take off all your clothes, all the cues that tie you to the workaday world -- the ties, the suits and everything -- when that's gone, your body says it's time to relax. You get in that mode faster."

While some nude-resort owners say they're cutting back because of the recession, others said they're on par with last year's budgets or are expanding their services. Overall, being naked brings in big bucks. According to Schuttauf, the industry is valued at more than $400 million annually.

Boom or bust, here are Schuttauf's top five places to forget your worries -- and your swimsuit.

"Typically, sunblock is all that you need," he said.

Cypress Cove, Kissimmee, Florida

Near Disney World and Orlando, Florida, the Cypress Cove Resort offers a range of recreational activities, including biking, a lakeside beach and a small golf course.

The resort's location and nice weather make it attractive, said Ted Hadley, manager of the 300-acre resort, which features a hotel, camp sites and permanent residences.

Hadley said the resort is faring well, compared with years past. For many, nude vacations are like an addiction or a necessity, he said.

"It's something that [nudists] really enjoy and something they're not going to give up unless they absolutely have to," he said. The resort is "a place where they come to relax and unwind and relieve themselves of stress."

Turtle Lake Resort, Union City, Michigan

In a business where sunshine and warmth are pretty darn important, Michigan's Turtle Lake Resort has to get a little creative to keep clothes-free customers coming.

One of its prime features is an 11,000-square-foot clubhouse -- with a BYOB policy, a dance floor and plenty of heat pumped in.

The resort also offers a lagoon, tennis courts and volleyball. Attendance for last year was up 9 percent, compared with projections, said Mark Hammond, general manager and co-owner of the resort.

And despite the frigid Michigan weather, the resort is a year-round draw, Hammond said. During winter months, it offers rooms for $42 to $90 per night.

"We're nudists, we're not stupid," he said. "When it gets cold, we put our clothes on."

Sun Meadow, Worley, Idaho

Near Spokane, Washington, and Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, the Sun Meadow resort is another cold-climate nudist retreat with ample side attractions.

Schuttauf said its finest attributes are its indoor pool, meeting space and music.

Cabins, RV sites and a limited number of hotel rooms are available.

Laguna del Sol, Wilton, California

With 1,600 members, Laguna del Sol, near Sacramento, California, is among the largest nudist resorts in the country, Schuttauf said.

The resort features theme vacations, including "Nude Stock."

The resort offers four pools, three spas and a fitness center. And if you're not ready to dive into a naked vacation just yet, the resort offers free tours between 10 a.m. and 3 p.m. on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays.

Avalon, Paw Paw, West Virginia

Avalon resort, in northeastern West Virginia, takes ordinary activities to a nude level.

The resort offers a library for naked reading, a naked fishing pond, naked wine tastings and naked hikes (through the snow, no less, and making snow angels is encouraged).

Avalon also hosts a "Nude Year's Eve" gala, according to its Web site. Men are asked to wear a cummerbund and bow tie only

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If it were only me and my hubby, maybe. But sometimes clothes are needed. Skin sweats, places that don't normally see the sun need generous amounts of sunscreen... And there's no way in hell I'd make a nude snow angel.

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I could with my husband I guess, but if there was anyone even remotely in the area, no way!

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No nekid for me thanks. no.gif   I already avoid being naked at all costs. I am not comfortable with my own nakedness. And in most cases don't want to see anyone else's. (Maybe except those firefighters that Mema has on her calendar.)

I actually know this older couple that takes naked cruises. bleh

-- Edited by confuzzed on Wednesday 25th of March 2009 12:00:57 PM

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A naked fishing pond. I am not sure that would be a good idea. It hurts plenty if you get a hook stuck anywhere that is everyday naked (hands, arms) let alone things hanging in other places.

And on New Year's Eve, does it matter where they put the tie?

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hell to the no!

naked hikes is just asking for poison ivy in the naked places...



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And that is not exactly when you want someone rubbing cream on your naked places. ashamed

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A nekkid staycation, yes. A nakation, NO!! I'm not the public nudie girl.

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You would really walk around thehouse and maybe the backyard nekid???

Oh my. I could never do that. no.gif

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The house? Sure! When I'm alone in the house, it doesn't bother me in the least. Last thing I actually do before I leave for work in the morning is get dressed. Around the yard? HECK NO. I don't want my neighbors being THAT familiar with me.

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SeaMoreNudistCamp.jpgNot so much

-- Edited by sgmorrell on Wednesday 25th of March 2009 02:15:58 PM

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I would not subject the world to that kind of pain.  Staycation sure...as long as there were no kids or grandbabies running around.  Going a nakation...no way. 

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That's what I'm sayin'. Long as I'm home alone and not planning on leaving or having company over, if I happen to be nekkid then so be it. I'll get dressed when I darn well feel like it.

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More power to you two then.

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Hey... I figure if the neighbors want to go all extra Peeping Tom, they deserve whatever abuse their eyeballs endure. If I'm in the privacy of my own home, it's nobody else's business what I'm wearing or not. I got over freaking my own self out many years ago. laughing.gif

Corrolary to that: If you call me and I'm at home, carefully consider whether you really want to ask me what I'm doing right then. Odds are, if you are a close enough friend to be calling and asking, I will answer honestly. laughing.gif

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Mema's stalker: "Hi."
MM: "Hi. Who is this?"

Mema's stalker: "It's your stalker."
MM: "Oh, hey. How are you today?"

Mema's stalker: "Good. You?"
MM: "I'm doing well."

Mema's stalker: "Great. What are you doing today?"
MM: "Just hanging out."

Mema's stalker: "Oh yeah? What are you wearing?"
MM: "Nothing."

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Hey, she's a soothsayer.  If that's what's happening, she'll say it...to her friends anyway.



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how about a naka-positng party?

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How ya know there hasn't already been one? biggrin.gif

Amazing, Fuzzy! You have me down to a tee! laughing.gif

Pambo gets the whole story of everything in my life. So does Doug... only he finds it amusing when he asks what I'm wearing and I say "nuthin" whereas Pambo calls me a nekkid beotch and tells me to put some clothes on. laughing.gif

Come to think of it, our own beloved D called me one morning on his way home from the knee doctor. After giving me the rundown, he asked how my morning was going. I said something like 'Pretty good. Just getting dressed to go to work.' He made a crack about washing off the mud mask and taking out the curlers. I said, "Nah... already did that stuff. Literally getting dressed. I was buck nekkid when I answered the phone." Probably explains why he doesn't call anymore! rofl.gif

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years ago, I think it was on 20-20, there was an interview with people who were members of a nudist colony. I recall thinking, these people are a bit too happy to show off their 55 yr old flab. Not a one babe. I guess beauty is in the eye ( or imagination) of the beholder ( or drunken geezer groper) there.

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I don't understand the folks who actually seek to go places to get nekkid and be around other nekkid people. That kind of thing WOULD totally weird me out.

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CP wrote:

how about a naka-positng party?



Yeah, kind of what Mema said.  I don't usually go around full out nekkid at home unless I'm getting ready for work, but it is comfy to just wrap up in a sheet on a lazy Sunday.

 



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Mad Mema wrote:

Come to think of it, our own beloved D called me one morning on his way home from the knee doctor. After giving me the rundown, he asked how my morning was going. I said something like 'Pretty good. Just getting dressed to go to work.' He made a crack about washing off the mud mask and taking out the curlers. I said, "Nah... already did that stuff. Literally getting dressed. I was buck nekkid when I answered the phone." Probably explains why he doesn't call anymore! rofl.gif

Nice. You scared him off.

Maybe he got home and had a nice morning and was embarrassed. ashamed

 



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Just ordering my new Sprint Televiewer phone...smile for the camera! wink

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Mema - make sure you get a good rate if he is peeking in on you. nod.gif If you are going to be nekid anyway, why not make a little extra spending money?

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rofl.gif "Here, ma'am... $20... now please put some clothes on!! OH, the HUMANITY of it all!!"

I warned him that at some point I'd probably make him blush. laughing.gif It's a talent of mine.

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AS long as it isnt mean spirited...wink

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Not at all! I've actually and completely unintentionally made a sailor blush before. laughing.gif I just sometimes have a knack for phrasing things a little differently. Sometimes that comes across quite funny.

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You know how guys are when you are sitting in the bar. I have friends that occasionally flash. You know how guys enjoy seeing boobs. Naturally they try to get me to do that. Sorry. Not for me. I have told them for years, "It's $20 to keep my clothes on."

You know that occasionally I get, "Well, how much to take them off?"

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Yes... I've heard that before too. Then there is Pambo... we were out for "ladies night" once when some guy trying to friendly up to her asked if she is a stripper. I overheard the question as I was standing right there and snapped my head around to look at the guy as Pambo says, "I'm not, but my friend is!" pointing right at me. I coulda killed her. All I could say was, "No way, dude... I'm off duty!"

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