Could you take a nakation? - Freeze-Frame Radio

Pambo · Waiting To Be Widowed

RE: Could you take a nakation?

MzHartz · Permanent Vacation

There was one time I had just been out to lunch with friends and we were standing in line to pay. I got out my money, and my friend says, "Hey, Michelle's loaded!" I replied, "No, it's just all ones. It's the money I get from stripping." The guy in line in front of us spun his head around so fast I thought he'd strain his neck.

Mad Mema · Bad Biker Granny

I had it in my mind to do so until you threw me under the bus! But as I recall, he only had eyes for you baybee!

confuzzed · Permanent State of Confusion

MzHartz wrote:

There was one time I had just been out to lunch with friends and we were standing in line to pay. I got out my money, and my friend says, "Hey, Michelle's loaded!" I replied, "No, it's just all ones. It's the money I get from stripping." The guy in line in front of us spun his head around so fast I thought he'd strain his neck.

We have done similar things when someone has lots of ones.

Pambo · Waiting To Be Widowed

That's funny. My son (14) always says "Mo-om...have you been on the pole again?" whenever I have a bunch of ones. That always makes strangers' heads snap around, too. biggrin

Mad Mema · Bad Biker Granny

I made the mistake of paying for a drink at happy hour with a bunch of ones last night. Little Man asked me how much time it took me to iron out the long ways crease in the bills.

Pambo · Waiting To Be Widowed

That's FUNNY!!!

But it hits a little too close to home. Remember the time Big D went to a bachelor party at a strip club? Like I even cared about him going...until I went to get some cash from him the next day & he handed over long-ways creased ones. I went ballistic! He was like, "What? I didn't GIVE them to anyone...."

And then the fight started....

Mad Mema · Bad Biker Granny

Yes, I remember the great 'long ways folded bills' war of 2007.

How could I forget? You about took my head off over laughing about it seriously being ones and telling you that if that is all he was coughing up he probably didn't have that much fun.

CP · Lord of the Lair

I'd strip for money.

Pambo · Waiting To Be Widowed

Sweet! Ladies? Shall we take up a collection? biggrin

confuzzed · Permanent State of Confusion

I'm in!

Darn. I only have two $1 bills.

CP - if you want the $5 bill, you are really going to have to earn it.

Mad Mema · Bad Biker Granny

Hey...I think I have a few ones, a five, and maybe even a twenty. Gotta do something REALLY special for the twenty!

MzHartz · Permanent Vacation

I only have a few ones too.

confuzzed · Permanent State of Confusion

He doesn't get my $20. I need that for adult beverages.

Seems like we have enough $$ to have him work for us.

Pambo · Waiting To Be Widowed

This is awesome! I have 3 $1s, 4 $5s & 1 $10. You think that would also cover getting the front room vaccuumed? biggrin

Mad Mema · Bad Biker Granny

I have some tequila, triple sec, and Jack Daniels that I would be happy to contribute to the party.

MzHartz · Permanent Vacation

Pambo wrote:

This is awesome! I have 3 $1s, 4 $5s & 1 $10. You think that would also cover getting the front room vaccuumed?

Heck, if he's doing my housework, I wouldn't even make him take his clothes off!

confuzzed · Permanent State of Confusion

Poor CP. He doesn't even know what we are going to put him through.

Dylan · Leader Of The Banned

Thats okay, I will warn him... wink

Mad Mema · Bad Biker Granny

Hey... look who is awake already. Nightmares get ya?

confuzzed · Permanent State of Confusion

Nekid nightmares must have woken him. Either that or the opportunity for money brought him back.

Okay, you can play too officer. Do you wear your uniform when you perform?

Dylan · Leader Of The Banned

No, I was sore from dealing with an uncooperative last night...made sleeping a little uncomfortable...couldnt find a position to lay where I wasnt sore.

confuzzed · Permanent State of Confusion

Apparently you need a good soak in the tub. Or someone to stretch you out.

Mad Mema · Bad Biker Granny

Sorry to hear that, D.

-- Edited by Mad Mema on Thursday 26th of March 2009 01:54:41 PM

CP · Lord of the Lair

boy I turn my back for a min and I get a job. where do I show up?

confuzzed · Permanent State of Confusion

We are like that CP. You never know what you are going to get out of us. Okay, well you should have some kind of idea.

CP · Lord of the Lair

I should learn to expepct it.

Mad Mema · Bad Biker Granny

Ya throw the statement out in the nekkid thread, ya kinda gotta anticipate the response.

But on the up side, there are 4 women that you immediately know of who have cash and would be willing to part with it.

CP · Lord of the Lair

Start the music.

confuzzed · Permanent State of Confusion

I need to get two or three drinks in me first.