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Dylan


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Strings....

Hi Web.  biggrin

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Hey! :)

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five.

One to change the bulb while four hold back the guitarists who are trying to elbow their way back under the spotlight.



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Whats the difference between a bass player and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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-- Edited by WebGuy on Monday 27th of April 2009 08:20:58 PM

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What do you call a guitar player with out a girlfriend....


Homeless. biggrin

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Love them all!

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When you can't get through it you can listen to it with a 'na na na na', Well I've been there before"
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Oh you boys.

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Every one of them true!

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"Tell me, does it move you, Does it soothe you, Does it fill your heart and soul with the roots of rock & roll?
When you can't get through it you can listen to it with a 'na na na na', Well I've been there before"
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Laugh because they're funny, cry because they're true.  biggrin

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Really? So, are you homeless? Or does a nice girl provide your shelter?

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Fortunately (or unfortunately) I am gainfully employed.

However I would much rather be doing the music thing full time.

Fuzzy, you have an extra bedroom right? biggrin

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Yeah. Two of the actually. But I am not nice. no.gif

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cry

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Aw come on, you knew that. You can verify it with Web. He knows I am not nice too.

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Web dont talk much anymore.

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Oooooooo Web. Did you hear what the music man said about you?

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Yeah, but its kinda true.

I've found its easier to just stay quiet than to stress over what is or isn't going to upset someone.



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Oh, and Fuzzy's not bad. She just plays one on TV.



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WebGuy wrote:

Yeah, but its kinda true.

I've found its easier to just stay quiet than to stress over what is or isn't going to upset someone.



Sad thing is Web, you are depriving people who want to hear what you have to say.

Bring the humor home!



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WebGuy wrote:


Oh, and Fuzzy's not bad. She just plays one on TV.


evileye

 



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Fuzzy, you're an accountant...how bad can you be?

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I am all talk and no action. no.gif

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Oooooooooooo, I got the evileye.gif

Should I worry?



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Of course you should. Some day you have a whopping coming your way. Don't worry, I'll clear it with the wife first. I have a feeling she won't mind.

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She'll probably even let you use her club.



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Of course you should. Some day you have a whopping coming your way. Don't worry, I'll clear it with the wife first. I have a feeling she won't mind.


I bet you a $1 that she would take you out to dinner, pay for your travel expenses and put you up at a holiday inn. nod.gif Maybe even a nice bottle of wine as a bonus if you do the job right.

 



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That seems like a great deal to me. I think that would be overkill, but it still could be fun. I'll bet Mrs Web and I could have a good time out on the town.

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Web, If you need a body guard, let me know.

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Don't worry, I still have your brusing all saved up.

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Finally, something to look forward to! biggrin

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no.gif geeze

What good is a threat if it doesn't scare a guy or even make him flinch?

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