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YAY!  do more!  do more! 

I love Chuck! 

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chuck norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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when chuck norris falls in water, he doesn't get wet. water gets chuck norris.

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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

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Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

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I love these....more, more! biggrin

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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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Awesome!  biggrin

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Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

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Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take sh!t from anyone.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

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Hilarious! biggrin

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Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

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It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

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Michele, these are makin' me cry I'm laughing so hard.  biggrin

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I've got everybody in the office who sits near me rattling them off now because I had to explain why I was laughing so much.

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Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.

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Mad Mema wrote:

Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.



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god goes to church to fall to his knees and pray to chuck norris for forgiveness.

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M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

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So, there's a radio station in Milwaukee, WKLH, they have a contest going on called "Man Scout". I've put in my application. Grillin' in the middle of winter, separating clothes in colors? "Yes, hunny, you look marvelous"
The highest rank you can achieve as a man scout, "The Norris"smiledohevileye

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Bet you have to roundhouse kick somebody to get that.

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