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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.


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Chuck Norris needs to go to Washington

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Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.


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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.


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I think my favorite one was:  Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.  biggrin

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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.


My favorite is still the poker face one.



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That one was very good!  biggrin

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There are a few of them that make me laugh every time.

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I told Anna a few of them...she has NO sense of humor.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f@#k down.


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I wonder if Web would have something to say about that?

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We will have to ask him. giggle.gif

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Web is like Macgeyver...Chuck better be careful.

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A ducks quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

Some of these are hysterically funny, but just too crude to post. laughing.gif

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When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.


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Having met this guy in person...makes them funnier...he is pretty small.

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I'm sure that does lend something special to the humor.

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Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"


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A whole new meaning to giving someone the finger.

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laughing.gif Indeed!

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.


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Everybody Loves Chuck...

Chuck doesnt love raymond

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.


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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

god goes to church to fall to his knees and pray to chuck norris for forgiveness.


That's Pack Relig, just like thinkin' Farve is some kinda god!

 



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Mad Mema wrote:

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"


Mema needs a spankin'evileye

 



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laughing.gif Possibly!

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Okay, this is crazy...

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium. That's what this country needs!!

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Mad Mema wrote:

 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.



 haha I like this one~~smile



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squonk wrote:

Okay, this is crazy...

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium. That's what this country needs!!


Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

 



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Mad Mema wrote:

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f@#k down.



laughing.gif I like this one!! biggrin



-- Edited by ghostdancer on Sunday 10th of May 2009 07:27:16 PM

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That one made me laugh out loud when I saw it.

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