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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Mad Mema wrote:

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.



laughing.gif  Where was this when I had Chemistry class and had to learn that damn table????



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I sure don't know! Wish I had thought of that and this one too:

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.


I could have gone to a better school! no.gif

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P.S. I changed my signature. Look down.

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lmao.gif GOOD ONE!!

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.


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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.aww

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Where the heck are you guys getting these from?  Your imaginations??  Too funny!! laughing.gif

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No... there are loads of websites out there devoted to "Chuck Norris Facts". laughing.gif

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Whats Up Chuck?

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If you Google search Chuck Norris getting his a** kicked you will generate zero results. It just doesnt happen.



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Nice  biggrin

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I was trying to post a picture of Chuck holding a poster that says he will roundhouse kick your house for food. I couldn't get the bigger version of the picture to post.

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My buddy Dennis (he's 52)  was in Vegas last week.  His manager arranged a fight for him on one of the undercards.  Dennis hasnt fought in a couple years.  He knocked out a 30 year old guy 23 seconds in to the second round...made a cool $2500 bucks.

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SWEET! I guess Dennis has still got it.

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Dylan wrote:

Whats Up Chuck?


Up Chuck?  EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!

 



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ding, ding, ding...

we have a winner biggrin

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My brother's name is Chuck.  He used to get mad every time someone would say, "What's up, Chuck" cuz of the puke reference.  Funny!  aww

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Thanks for the tip! I'll be sure to not say that when I meet him. laughing.gif Wouldn't want BFC on my case.

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You should say it anyway.  It makes me laugh when he gets pist.  aww

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You just wanna see who will beat who down first. laughing.gif

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Duh!  no

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laughing.gif Yup... feelin the love over here! Thanks BFF Rose!

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BFF Rose likes to see the ACTION!!!

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We'll see... if BFC starts it, I might finish it. evileye.gif

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Is BFC anything like KFC?  biggrin

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BFC = Big Friggin' Chuck. Not sure what his relative position is on KFC. smile.gif

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Well, if he exemplifies chicken breath, we can draw some conclusions.

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