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Mad Mema


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Suppose I can ask when I eventually meet him. giggle.gif

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"Hey, chicken breath, my friend Dylan says, Bbbb-balk"  biggrin

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I'd TOTALLY say that too! laughing.gif Saying crazy stuff to people is absolutely something I would do.

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We know, the Department already has a file on you.  biggrin

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I'm sure they do! And I've only spent about an hour in Wisconsin, and I never left the airport... the key is "quality", not "quantity" I suppose! biggrin.gif

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Its okay, I'll vouch for you.  smile

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SWEET! I guess next time I can say, "Do you know Officer Dylan Murphy? He's my uh- uh- cousin. Call HIM!"

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How can you be my wife and my cousin?  This isn't West Virginia.  weirdface.gif

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Me: Honest, sir... I'm Officer Murphy's wife. Call him and ask!
Cop: I know Officer Murphy, ma'am. He's not married
Me: Of course he is. He just says he isn't cuz honestly, would you want to claim me? I don't think so!

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Well maam, they said for better or worse.

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laughing.gif So that means you have to claim me! nana.gif Not so funny now, is it?

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Well, you havent come off the baggage claim carousel yet.  biggrin

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Keep watching, ya just never know! rofl.gif Sorry... that's a line from a Donald story.

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Will I get dizzy from watching all that revolving?

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Only if you are playin' yer cards right! biggrin.gif

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I am especially waiting for your favorite Chuck Norris hand. wink

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Its a winner every time... if you are Chuck Norris!

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we should all be so lucky.

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I dunno... he's pretty cool and all, but I don't think I'd groove on having a beard.

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Well, if you did then you would have to join the circus.

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I wouldn't like that at all. disbelief.gif

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God blessed you with great hair on top of your head.  YEAY!smile

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And no resemblance to Chuck Norris whatsoever. laughing.gif

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Well, you both are under 5'6" wink

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True... but I have never roundhouse kicked anyone. Still need to learn that.

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I will say this...stretch first.  Or you may pull a hamstring.  biggrin

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Hang on, k? Gotta stretch before I can kick your azz. I'll be with you in a minute. biggrin.gif

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Well, you do your own stunts though.

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rofl.gif Those happy trees best be smiling!

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