Maybe the running gag will just have to be that there's a new title every day I don't know if I can choose one!
Hey, that WHO SHOT J.R. brings back memories. I was a kid in gradeschool during that famous season of Dallas, and one day while playing outside I got shot in the head by a BB Gun. We never found the shooter, and unfortunately there was no Zaprudder film available, but I was hit about an inch above my left eye (could have been much worse).
Luckily I was wearing a ballcap, so the BB just barely broke the skin, with no hat it probably woulda done some damage!
At any rate, I had to endure weeks of all the kids making "Who Shot J.R." cracks at school.