Well, due to some strong personal convictions I'd have to exclude myself from the exotic entertainment; human, rodent, or muppet (EWWW!), but if you swing by the WFTR residence I can promise you the best food. I've got a 35 1/2" Weber grill (pure charcoal) and my wife is an Executive Chef.
Oh! Ultimo, if you hop the pond please bring over some quality English gin.