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RE: Once Upon Another Time


[had to bring the avatar back for this one]

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NO MORE COMMENTS ALLOWED!!  ADDITIONS TO STORY ONLY!!


 


It's okay, Dovetails!  But you are going down!!! Angels!  Send in the Angels.  Ultimo?  Riggs?  Where's the back up?!!




-- Edited by star at 15:08, 2005-05-19


Riggs-
I call you in for back up and I get mockery.  This thread has gone to the dogs and cat!!



-- Edited by star at 15:17, 2005-05-19

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Oh . . . sorry.

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<HEY!  Dovetails!  Your apology counted as ANOTHER comment!  Oh wait, so does this!  D'oh!>

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The fur was flying, both literally and figuratively.  Dovetails held the homefield advantage but his adversaries were holding their own.  At one time these people were like family to him.  Now things were resembling a Manson Family Reunion.  How could a genuine and wholesome interest in meteorology lead to this?


     Dovetails had given into the dark side of the force. His talents for science and technology had been hijacked.  The hijacker's identity  would be revealed soon enough.  Right now he needed to be subdued.  Desperate times called for desperate measures.


     For all their collective beauty, agility and ability the angels still had one card up their sleeves.  There is one question that will send fear into any man's heart.  No matter how far gone he is, the chill will linger and paralyze him with fear because he knows it is a trap he is ill prepared for.


     In unison, the angels repeatedly asked one simple question:


"What are you thinking?"


"What are you thinking?"


For a brief second, Dylan found even himself powerless and beginning to answer till Star said "Not you Einstein!" 


The small shred of humanity that Dovetails still clung to was powerless to resist against the feminine inquisition.


Before he could respond, a secret door opened and out of the shadows stepped the obvious mastermind.  It was none other than...     


      



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Trish!  The long lost fifth angel.  She had powers mightier than all four of the angles and therefore she could not co-exist with the other angels.  She made them look far inferior.  With one single glance she shot off Dovetails collar.  And w/ this the spell had been broken.  He w/ no longer evil.  Sparky was no longer evil.   


After much celebration, Dovetails turns to Dylan and says, "Dylan, I am your father"


The question now remained, who put the spell on Dovetails.  The spell that had taken away all of his meteorology skills.  They would all join forces now and go after...


 



-- Edited by star at 03:29, 2005-05-20

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Ray925!  He had pulled Jeremy out of the fire many times to hide the fact that he was actually the one that always put him in danger.  It was a cat and mouse game that he enjoyed playing and it was finally revealed.  He was an evil genius with no equal.  The angels were onto him, though, and they would make him pay!   

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Mocrzy.


It seems that while the daring Angels were putting life and limb on the line for Jeremy, JD's bumbling attempts to get the station back online had created some divine serendipity.  While holding a wad of tin foil, JD had inadvertantly cross-connected the mainframe's USB port and the office cappucino machine.  The surge was enough to kick start the whole mess, and open up files that no one was ever supposed to see.


Seems that Crazy Mo had developed some serious jelousy.  He was off the boards for quite a while and fully expected all conversation to stop without him.  When it didn't, he became enraged with the sense that no one appeciated him!  It was then that he started to lurk in the cyber-shadows.  He sucked in Ann Nanomus to be the front for he plan to seduce Dovetails.  The bougus email promising a large grant from Mini-not-hard, the software giant, and Electropet, the huge toy conglomerate was simply to much for old DT to resist.


Next was the easy money ploy that he dangled in front of JD.  He knew that warm weather and a free six-pack would be enough to bring out JD's rebelious side, and that confusion would keep Jeremy from poking around and dicovering the scheme.


Easiest of all had to be Jessica.  All Mo had to do was threaten her brother, he knew she would walk into any trap for him.


JD zipped all this evidence and sent of to Jeremy and Ultimo straight away.  Well, as soon as "Jane's Getting Serious" was done anyway.  Jeremy quickly briefed the Angels.


It was time for the final battle.


 


BAH!  I apologize! I took too long typing!  Choose mine or Trish's, s'all good!



-- Edited by WFTR at 09:36, 2005-05-20

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Sorry WFTR I'm going w/ Trish (we need to bring Ray down!!)
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Now they were all a team Ultimo, Jeremy, the angels, Dylan, and Dovetails and of course Sparky.  The angles radioed Ultimo to confirm the location of Ray.  They all had to get on the angels jet and get into scuba gear to reach his submarine.  Once they arrived they made a plan.  Trish had a map of the submarine.  Sparky stayed on the boat (cats hate water).  Trish and Dovetails went in through one entrance.  Star went w/ Dylan.  The other three angels teamed up.  They knew Ray didn't work alone.  And that's why they were in groups.  At first, Trish and DT encountered a small octopus working some levers in the back.  That was no match for Trish.  Then Star and Dylan ran into the real lover of meterology - murrsclub! 
"I knew you had to be in on this" Star said.
"Take that" Dylan said hitting murrs w/ his oversized Ukaleyle.  Which was enough to know him unconscious.  That would hold him off until they found Ray.
The other angels ran into...



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 .....The simplest and most effective trap Murr's and Ray's adversaries had faced yet.  It was a line waiting to  see the next showing of Star Wars.  The line stretched to infinity, maybe lasting as long as eternity. (Ponder that one )


     Ray and Murrs had timed it so they could use the crowd to their advantage.  Their plan almost worked. They had managed to work their way towards the front of the line.  But everybody knows that those are the hard core fans, the ones camped out for three days.  They were cranky, and in no mood to relinquish their treasured and hard earned spots.


     The crowd was on the verge of becomming an angry mob and the evil duo's negotiations and nefarious plans were powerless and meaningless in this situation. They were brought to their knees by ordinary ( in the broadest sense of the word, because ordinary people don't stand in line to see a movie for 3 days) people.


     The police soon arrived to break up the near riot and Ray and Murrs were  arrested for disturbing the peace.  You may think they got off lightly, but they were both teased mercilessly by the other inmates at the county jail for being beat up by the various assortment of Darth Vader's Storm troopers and r2d2 Wannabe's.  It was the Geeked version of being Scared Straight.


     The Freeze Frame Bunch are a forgiving lot, and both members were welcomed back in good standing after they paid their debts to society.  That debt was $82.50 each.  


 


 



-- Edited by Dylan at 11:47, 2005-05-21

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 OMG I laughed three times out-loud! I totally loved the Jon Astley reference- especially since it is getting played again!

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