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Once Upon A Seussian Time


OK!  Here goes our next ad-on story, with a twist! We are writing this one Dr Seuss style!  Keep the tempo, keep in rhyming, and kkeep it going!  Made up words are OK.


Let's begin:


In a far away land, in the Kingdom of Babizzle, lived a lively bunch of folks, known as the Twizzle's.


Now the Twizzles never frowned, nor were sad words ever heard.  But how?  You may ask, such a thing sounds absurd!


Now before you assume that that these folks were just simple, because each face had a smile and at least one dimple,


Consider, if will, although it's a reach, that the Twizzle's simply had no sad words in there speech!


To their scholars, it was thought, "Sad speech just wastes time, and to waste time in frowning should be a crime!"


 



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Wouldn't you know it
WFTR is a poet


Seems as if there are no takers on such a thread
So at 330pm eastern time I pronouce it dead!



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PFFFFFFFFFTT!  (And a Batman, too!)

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RE: Once Upon A Seussian Time/Star v. WFTR 2


I was waiting for someone to reply.  But it just didn't happen for ya, buddy.  I had to step in.  I see you got to use that batman again.  Good for you!  I say we call this Star v. WFTR part 2-I think that's really what the people like.  And they can jump in and say who is winning.



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RE: Once Upon A Seussian Time


Ah, reality TV for the forum, eh?  Throw ourselves on the spears just for the amusement of the spectators?


I think not!  I have too much INTEGRITY!  Too much PRIDE!  Besides, you always win, and I need a nap. My widdle head hurts.



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I like that - reality tv! 


Wef Tur - take your nappy (ya, wuss) I'm outtie in a few.


But don't forget.  I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world.  Woohoo!



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OOOOOOOOhhhhhh!!!  WFTR takes a shot to the kidneys.  That's gonna leave a mark.

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I may be down, I may be out.


But I will not whine, I will not pout.


I'll find new strength and come back some time,


With the pride of knowing, At least I can rhyme!



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but can rap


how buot that


I'm that Star


who's out posted WFTR


so true it  must hurt,


mr. eating-my-dirt



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Ok, I was honestly LMAO on that Star post declaring the thread dead.


That may be the best shot I've even seen on this forum.



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Have no fear! Sparky's here!


I was strolling thru the forum one day, much to my dismay, I see lines here I see lines there.


It's WFTR taking shots at Star. I thought to myself... This coud last all day this could last all night. Fight Fight Fight, no one's ever right!


And just then Riggs steps in! NOT ON MY WATCH! Hey Star nice Swatch!


Can't we all get along, don't make me sing a song! If your not gonna be nice Ray will unleash his lab mice!


Then you will learn it's not your turn, your computer will crash it will burn!


No more Freeze-Frame, We won't remember your name! So wake up look around turn that frown upside down, We are all family now don't have a cow ladies and gent's now you've heard MY two cents... I'll pass this to the left, or maybe to the right...I'd better hurry I seem to be running out of light!!!



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Sparkels right, WufTer lets not fight
No matter who's wrong or right


We just go round and round
and in the end you'd go down


So I call a truce old buddy ol' friend
let's stop right now, this is the END


 



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You people are ate up!  That's what I love about this place!


BTW, this is the real me...nothing like Partick Dempsey!!!



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Hey looking good there Ray!



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I will have a shave tonight and might put my photo up 2moro!!!



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Peace! Peace! I cry,


Truce! Truce! I declare.


No more cracks about avatars, no cheap shots about hair.


To Star I extend a hand with a dove, because F-F-R is how we spell love!


I give her the victory, admit being outsmarted.  It's what I get, for I got it started!




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unhefty wefty -


Must I remind you of what happened last time you tried to rhyme!



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Stick to one thread, you crazy red-head!

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WFTR and Star, don't make me stop this car!



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Sorry, MzHartz.  But she's on my side!  And she fa**z!



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Wefty And Star


a battle of wits


one is unarmed (a bear fan)


the other wont quit


Both are too cool


Both are true blue


both like to duel


both like to moo



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Dylan, to you, I give a big MOO!


And as a bonus, Packer fan, here is a BATMAN.


 


Star, where has she gone?  Did she run to get a malt?


If she does not provide a counter-post, then I win by default!




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The Star, she went home


The beach she must roam


So take it from me


by King-ly decree


Weftur I say


you're well on your way


To a 4-12 season


so have a good day



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Dylan, modern poetry now, no ryhme.


PPFFFFFFFFT!


(Pathetic Packers Plow through Pony Pucky)



-- Edited by WFTR at 16:00, 2005-06-06

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Thanks weftmeister...


you know we are gonna have to arrange a ffr football get together this year. Right?



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Let's discuss that as our two mighty teams get near their next showdown.


I GOT STUFF TO DO, FRIENDS!  CHECKIN' OUT OF THE BOARDS EARLY!


MANYANA! (spelled wrong, I don't have the curly line for the "N")



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Double Bonus Bump

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