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bored today.  Except for his dental appointment.


He just wants better topics on the boards.


please everyone help him.  Give him some spice here.  And please don't rip on him.  He hasn't recovered from yesterday.



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All right, Star!  Don't you go trying to get me in trouble.  I'm perfectly capable of that all by myself!  Just ask my wife!


(Star strolls down the street, humming.)


"Hmm, hm,hm,hm,hm.  Oh, look!  What could that be? An open flame?  Well, let me just throw a little GASOLINE on that!"


(WHOOOOOSH!!)


Please be patient with her, fellow FFR's.  It's all that Florida sun, cooks the cranium a little.




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You're starting w/ me again aren't you?


You want another piece of me, dental boy.  Think this through you don't want none.


Your just jeaslous that you can't swim in the ocean!!  I know it's getting warm up there and you have sun.  Good for you.  But you dont' have real beaches.



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Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............


(THWAP!)


Darn Floridian Tse-Tse flies!  SO annoying.



(Fasten your seat belts members.  Here we go again!)



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Why can't you be content w/ discussing stupid wedding costs and songs currently playing and jokes?  Mr. Wef Tur, must you always sink so low?  And did you notice the ratings on this sucker the people like when we play dirty.  So now lets see you want to poke fun at me geographically speaking?


How did you enjoy shoveling your drive this winter?  How's your tan?  When was the last time you went swimming - outside?  and don't even go there w/ the stupid hurricane.


 



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At least Chicagoans know how to use a voting booth.  Usually 2 or 3 times per election!


(Got'ta love Da Mayer.  Good ol' Ritchie.)



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Yeah, well you don't really know me very well because during the 2000 election..


I was living in your lovely state! 



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So you were not involved in the "Electial Dysfunction", eh?


Hey, WAIT!  You lived here and still made the beach wisecrack?  Come ON!  Oak St. beach is famous!  The best you can get without having salty water.  Just don't go when the alewives wash in.  EWWWWW!


I will give you a nod on the swimming.  I've been in the Pacific a couple of times, and there is something magic about the ocean.  For the wife and I, that's the retirement plans.  Live out near CP!  (Hey, where has he been lately?)



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so you never answered our questions about the dentist?


CP was here yesterday.  I dont' know where he is today.


I don't know oak street beach.  I lived in Joliet.



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Ooooo, no good beaches in Joliet.   Middle of the state, the prison, it doesn't scream fun-in-the-sun.  Oak St. Beach is downtown on beautiful Lake Michigan.


"And Michigan, she steams like a young man's dreams, her islands and streams are for sportsmen...." Gordon Lightfoot-"Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"


And I haven't answered the dentist question because I haven't gone yet.  In fact, I've got to stop typing.  It's rinse-n-spit time .


Someone tag me out!  Keep sparring with Star, I got'ta go!  I'll give an update tomorrow.




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I don't think there is a daring poster out there that can or should I say wants to match the witicisims of the great Rapture.


That's a challege.  Freeze-framers!!




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Didn't I declare it "Be nice to your Forum members Day"!!!!


It shows you how well you listen to the ole Sparkster!


WFTR go to your corner and have a deep dish on me!


Star go to your side of the Universe and have a Milky Way on me!


 



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I see a cat that's about to lose one of it's nine lives!

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Ray when you say that it looks like your picture is staring right at me...

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Sparks-
Do you think Wuf ter being nice to me all day would have been any fun? That's how we amuse ourselves!!  Duh! 


Now for you my little kitty...the first to speak up to the challenge.


A milky way is that the best you got?  Because I'm a star.  Not quite the witicisim I was looking for.  I know you can do better.  Do you need some catnip to help you think?


 



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I need something a little stronger than catnip right now I think!


As for my 9 lives... I mean 8 lives I just got the last wounds finally cleaned out. hold on... HAck Hack, there we go, it was just a hairball.


I don't claim to be the best at jousting and we know Star you are clearly the Contender, but I'll throw a few at ya!


Which one of the three stooges are you in the picture?


Are they holding you up or are you standing on a box?


Speaking of boxes is that the same one you packed all of your stuff in when you moved?


Or is it the box they fold you up and put you in till the next puppet show?


Ok, let me have it so I can get the iodine and bandages ready.



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The only box around here is your litterbox.  And if anything- it looks like i'm holding them up!  I told you I'm the one in the middle!


Anyway, did you know that cats go in their litterboxes to be safe when they feel threatened?  It's true.  I think you should go to yours.  Don't make me get out my Japanesse shooting stars.



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Star-


What the heck is a Japanese Shooting Star?  Is that you on too much Saki?  I think you would have scared Sparky more with Chinese Throwing Stars.



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Good one Ray!


I am part Siamese ya know.



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Uh oh Ray, I think we scared her off... I was expecting something a little harsher than that last one from her. I'm sure she just needed to get the ice pack out of the freezer for her swollen typing fingers. She'll be back! It's kinda like a bad rash, once you think you have it beat it comes back twice as BAD!

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Ray-


What are you doing trying to make me look bad in front of the furball?  I think you want a piece of Star, too.  I couldn't do that you are too nice.  But nice of you to make me look bad I'll remember that one, gramps!


Sparks-


I see you have to recruit help from the old man.  Ha!  I'll throw the darn stars at you anyways.  Get out your bandages!



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Ok, here we go again!! I told ya so!

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Hold that thought! I'll be back in 4 min. Market closes in 4 got to get some orders in quick! See what ya made me do! I forgot what time it was......................

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I'm gonna get Wuf Tur after you calling me a rash!!!  Ya, I'm poison ivy.  I'm Uma Thurman in the Batman movie (also a redhead).


Now I will infect both of you with Poison Ivy (I don't know what else she did I never saw the movie).  Take that!!!!



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Can't we all just get along?  I can't leave you kids alone for two minutes, now can I.

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Dylan-


The boys are picking on me!!!



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But Star, I thought you liked it when the boys messed with you.   It just makes your day.

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Confuzzed, I think we musta went too far yesterday. But today is a new day.

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Ten-SHUN!  WFTR on the bridge!


Sparky, Dylan, job well done.  Return to your posts.  Status report, do we still have that "Star" threatening to go super nova off the starboard side?



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Wuf Ter- Don't even act like Dylan was on your side.  He was telling us to stop.


And you forgot to mention gramps.  I don't think you did a good job on your reading.


Get it together Wuf Ter.  This is important here.  And to think you didn't give me a shout out on the "one who made a diff." thread.



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