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Sparky · Phat Cat EL Presidente

RE: Inside Jokes/Stories

Date: Mon Jan 9 20:00 2006

Do you know that with the nursing bottles, kotex (you spelled it wrong, but that is a good thing! ) is not necessary!

So I will keep my vessels!

Are you one of those sweet hubbys that will actually buy them?

Sparky · Phat Cat EL Presidente

Heck, I can't even spell it right! Could you imagine what I'd bring home.

Uhh, here is the Oven Cleaner you wanted dear.....

Sparky · Phat Cat EL Presidente

I have bought them, just not my favorite thing to do.

Date: Mon Jan 9 21:01 2006

You guys on this forum are real sweet!

Mad Mema · Bad Biker Granny

I just thought of another one... this one is me and my hubby. We were in an auto parts store one day and he was on a mission to find something in the "play pretty" isle. After several minutes of watching him search in vain I asked what he was looking for so I could help speed the process along. He said he was looking for a sticker to put on the race car, "... you know... Oh, what do you call that skull thing... a Jolly Rancher!" Now every time I see a Jolly Roger flag or sticker, I point and say, "Look honey, it's a Jolly Rancher!" He usually flips me the bird.

Sparky · Phat Cat EL Presidente

Mad Mema, at least he wasn't looking for a Gay farmer...

Mad Mema · Bad Biker Granny

Sparky wrote:

Mad Mema, at least he wasn't looking for a Gay farmer...

Heheheeee.... It just cracks me up how bent he gets over that.

Pambo · Waiting To Be Widowed

You sure he wasn't looking for one of those bendy things?

Dylan · Leader Of The Banned

Mad Mema · Bad Biker Granny

Pambo · Waiting To Be Widowed

Another inside joke.

Mema will have to tell you.

Mad Mema · Bad Biker Granny

Pambo wrote:

You sure he wasn't looking for one of those bendy things?

My hubby used to work at NAPA Auto Parts, about 10 blocks up the street from where Pambo and I worked at the time. We went up there one day for some reason. Pambo found herself fascinated by the "bendy things" that were hanging on the wall... "bendy things" is a Pamboism for exhaust pipes/parts made up when we were standing there and she was trying to tell me what she was so fixated by.

Pambo · Waiting To Be Widowed

Those...those...bendy things.

-- Edited by Pambo at 17:21, 2006-01-10

Woo Hoo · The Chosen Woo

I just remembered this. Back in high school or right after we graduated my friend had a pregnancy scare. So she bought a test and waited for her parents to leave to take it. It was negative. She was relieved but didn't know how to dispose of it because she was afraid that her parents would find it. So she had me drive her around. She thought about throwing it in a dumpster but was afraid she would get caught due to it being illegal. We drove around forever with this thing, all of a sudden she yells "Stop the car!" I stopped and I still can't believe she did this! She threw it in a postal mailbox! As bad as it was it just became a joke. Out of the blue, one of us would yell "Put in the mailbox!" I don't know why she thought that was any less illegal!

JD The Jazz Doctor · Grand Poobah

ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

Woo Hoo · The Chosen Woo

Yeah I know, so sorry for the postal worker on duty!

pipsar6 · Chocolate Pip Cookie

JD The Jazz Doctor · Grand Poobah

she could have put a stamp on it and mailed it to someone!

Sparky · Phat Cat EL Presidente

Oh look, someone dropped their letter opener in here....

Molly · The Mediator

I'll bet you're not too far off Sparky. I could see a mailman picking it up and going, "What the heck is this?" Looking at it for a minute, and then realizing what it was, and instantly dropping it.