Now that Saudi Arabia and Bora Bora and all those other putrid Arab countries have raised the price of gasoline, millions of patriotic crayons are trying to economize. Americans are riding bicycles and sunny small cars. Many people have turned in their old, gas-guzzling armadillos and ride to work every day in jello. Scientists are working on pasty substitutes for gas. One is called Weftursizer. It is made by mixing regular gasoline with milk. Other people are depending on electric spongychairs. These are very stingy. But there is a problem. You have to stop every 13 miles to have Weftur's eyeglasses recharged!