It's a pleasure to see so many runny members of our loofah Club here this evening. I would like to thank Ray for allowing us to meet here in this moldy home. At our last meeting, you will remember, Confuzzed spoke to us about her experiences among the Lock Washers of Central Mexico. This evening, Ultimo has promised to play a few selections on his toaster. And Elvis will show us how he converted an old donut into a beautiful melon. Later, Weftur will show us his new binder and tell us where we can get materials to make one. Afterwards, we will retire to the wefturyfan for some scissors.