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XXX Rated Do Not Enter!


Just an experiment to see how many of you would actually enter this post!


Caught Ya!!!



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No fear here.  In fact, this has been such a rotten day-i needed it



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That's just like saying, "Don't push that big red button!"  Why not?  What does it do?  How am I going to know why I'm not supposed to push it unless I try it?



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And here I thought you were going to tell a good story. I need it. The really big boss just decided to chew me out a hile ago, and then decided the way I have been doing things for two years is actually right.   It wasn't pretty. He yelled, I raised my voice back. It was all pointless.

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Sparky's bored today!  Very creative, kitty cat.


Yeah, like who doesn't want to look at the triple X page?



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After all, there could be something spicey in here!

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I knew Sparky wouldn't do anything like that.

But, while on the subject, did you hear about the new domain extension? This is no joke, they have (or are going to soon) release the .xxx domain extension. At first, I thought that it would be great as it would then be easy to filter when appropriate. Unfortunately, there is going to be no requirement that porn sites have to use the .xxx domain extension so it really isn't going to change anything other than those who want .xxx will be able to use it.



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I couldn't resist a little Thursday afternoon practical joke! Plus I just wanted to see how many preverts we had on board.

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Well, I guess not weftur.  We could just make this the talk about Weftur thread.


 


Oh, hey buddy there you are!  I was just saying your earth looks bright today.



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Oh, stop it!  And shame on you, Sparky!  This is how web sites get started.


Go to your litter box, no tuna for you tonight!


MOO! 



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The Goddess Of Gab

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Apparently you aren't keeping up today.  Moo is so yesterday.


It's now "I'm spicey!"



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I thought this was going to be about XXX Root Beer Stand in West Lafayette. Best Peanut Butter Hamburgers around. At least that's what I've been told.

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I'm starting to notice a trend w/ you, Ray.  Food on the brain! 



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I though maybe it was about beer or the movie.

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Star-
I never realized. But keep the food coming and the beer flowing. I've been living off the left over food from my daughters graduation party last Saturday. Cold cuts all week.
Turkey for lunch and ham for supper. I figure three more days and it's gone.

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Ah Ray...nothing like a good samonela and tomain sandwich I always say.

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Oh sure Sparky. Coming from someone who eats out of a dish on the floor. Besides I don't thorw it out until it gets kelly green.

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yummy guys!!!


okay, I'm officially outtie.  almost.  this will be my last post.  good request cp.  appropriate for fuzzed!  I've finally got glitters coming up!  Enjoy!  Talk to ya later, aligators.



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I had a friend that would make chili in the crock pot, turn it off, leave it on the counter, come home and scrape the hard film off the top then reheat everyday until gone.

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...after while crocodile!!

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Another fine example of a bad thread gone good. How did we end up with food poisoning from the triple X page?

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The Prayer Thread has more power than the XXX Thread!  Evil is expelled!


Now back to your litter box!  And watch where your dropping those hair balls!  I stepped in one yesterday, with bare feet!



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You know if you let those dry out, you can make a pretty good pillow out of them.

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Nuh, uh!  Nothing doing!  I've got two real cats, and I know what them suckers look like, wet or dry!  Although they are a lot easier to clean up once they've turned back into fluffy fur.


HOW THE HECK DID WE GET ON THIS?


Please, someone, talk sports!



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hey I couldn't stay away!


So, weftur is begging for sports?  I don't know where to go w/ this.  How about those Sox?  First place!  and where are your scrubs?  mr. yuppie?



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There actually in second!  I think behind St. Louis, but being truthful, I really don't follow them anymore.  I truly did give up on baseball after the strike in the 90's.  My sport is comatose, however, so I may have to dig out my old Cubbie Blue!  Na, I'll follow the Chicago Wolves, they're in the Calder Cup Finals!


Isn't this better than hair balls?



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The Goddess Of Gab

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Yes because the sox are doing better than the scrubbies! 

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Yes WFTR. However, after last night, our Phantoms have a 3-0 series lead. They are at home. And I would like to mention that they have not lost in the playoffs at home this year. Sorry about that. Go Phantoms!



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Hey, the Cross Town Classic '05 Part II is coming up soon, this time at Comiskey.  The North Siders have some catching up to do, the Sox took two of three at Wrigley.  Probably not much chance of seeing a Cross Town World Series.  THAT would turn this town on it's ear!

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I was just going to ask about that.


One time I went to the third game after the Sox had taken the first two.  We brought brooms.  and ended up losing.  Well needless to say I left the broom under my seat.  Slightly embarassing walking out w/ it at that point. 



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