I had the opposite at my previous job. I had a girl working for me (nice looking but loonier than a fruit cake) she used to wear short skirts and low cut shirts. I was out in the front when she called me to the back room to help her put some boxes on the top shelf. I walked in to see her at the top of the ladder in a mini skirt and she smiled at me and said oops! I forgot I'm not wearing any underwear. I just shook my head and walked away. I told the District manager either she has to go or I do. She was transferred to the store across town. I know what you guys are thinking! Boy anyone would have jumped at the chance!! Sorry I'm happily married plus this is the same girl that used to walk out of the bathroom eating a sandwich!
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Sometimes, when i'm lonely... i crawl into a laundry basket and tickle my ears. But, Some times I don't...
Man I work with maybe 4 normal people. the rest are either insane, incompetent, lazy, or all of the above. Its nice to be needed, but its really absurd. (I am not talking about Freeze Frame here).
And if anyone that I work with is reading this, yes, you are all of the above.
(*&#$ slack a$$ &#$#@)( look at me I am wiping your $#&9 up again.
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"And like Web, I enjoy throwing JR under the bus. Problem is, it's usually under the special bus that I ride every day". Ghostdancer 12-18-09
I ran a small tire shop by myself for a couple of yr.s so i know who wins the weird award there. I would get women who would come in wearing short skirts and loose blouses , then they would bend WAY over to point at a spot on a tire,4 times .... I usually charged people who insulted my intelligence more. and yes, the women with with the 86 Buicks and 2 kids in the back seat working the minimum wage jobs were charged less ,but lets keep that our little secret O.K. ?
Sparky- Chicks like that give women a bad rep. You did the right thing. You could have got in big trouble if you took advantage of the situation. I'm sure she would have pinned it on you.
I am still undecided about our weirdo. Although, I believe the guy that took off the next day after seeing the opening midnight show of StarWars Episode III may be in the lead. Did I happen to mention that the next day he was walking around the office in his Darth Vader cape, mask and had a light sabre thing?
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Stop trying to be what you see. Be what you ought to be.
we have a weird one in here. you can hear the cracking around her sometimes. she spends quality time crying in the bathroom. One day burst into tears while on the phone because she couldn't remember what day it was... she kept asking "what day is it?" this really nice woman kept saying the 12th and the crazy lady was getting more and more upset. i finally stood up and said "uh, Wednesday?" Crazy burst into full blown tears, worst of all she was in the process of leaving a voice mail for a customer when she forgot what day it was. Customer heard her whole breakdown on his voice mail.
i watch and wait for the final crack. tick tock tick tock.
There is a person who used to be named "Chuck" who went to Sweden and now goes by the name of "Lynnette". Lynnette is now bragging about "her " model girlfriend who is 20 years younger than her.