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Thank you so much, latest wannabe plane bomber!


I've been listening to the news talking about the Christmas Day near attack on a plane coming into the US from Amsterdam. Apparently the would be Nigerian bomber (subdued by the crew and passengers) rigged himself up some... and I am not making this up... explosive underwear. He had enough explosives on him to blow a hole in the side of the plane, but it failed to detonate because of what Al-Quaeda is calling a"technical flaw" in the design.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen... Al Quaeda is claiming responsibility for creating the defective explosive undies. disbelief.gif They are proudly claiming responsibility for the chucklehead in the exploding whitey tighties.

Since the "shoe bomber" graced the scene, we now have to remove our shoes and submit them for x-ray before boarding a plane. Are we now going to have to submit our undies too? no.gifdoh.gif



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the underware bomber!
well we all fly nekkid then I guess. kinda like the swingin '70s. evileye

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Not an issue for me.

I already go "commando" when I travel.

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_________________  <--- See that? That's the line that I just drew. If it comes to nekkid flying, there will be no more air travel for me.  

Thanks for sharing. giggle.gif I'm sure you have your reasons. No, it will not be necessary to spell them out.

-- Edited by Mad Mema on Monday 28th of December 2009 04:35:43 PM

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I think I'll just stay home.



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OMG!! They are still talking about the full body scanning machines on the news. For days they have been talking about how this type of machine would have detected the explosives on the whitey tightie bomber... now the story has changed. These machines cannot see that which is hidden in "body cavities".

Thaaaat's right... welcome to the era of the Uranus bomber. Can you imagine the recruiting campaign for that? "Are you a disinfranchised extremist? Do you have a thing for virgins? Are you willing to literally blow your @$$ up in the name of jihad? Al Quaeda is looking for YOU!"

And oh yeah... according to the chick on MSNBC, not only are fat people harder to kidnap, they may be on the Al Quaeda recruitment list as well. She actually suggested that one might hide explosives "in the folds". no.gif

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This is why I live in the middle of nowhere and rarely leave. We have our share of crazy people, but we all know who they are and where they live.





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WebGuy wrote:


This is why I live in the middle of nowhere and rarely leave. We have our share of crazy people, but we all know who they are and where they live.



HUH!  confused.gif

Here I thought we put you out there in the middle of no-where for OUR protection.  nana.gif

 



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I had to change the channel. I really don't want to think about all that any more today.

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Well, yeah . . . but it makes me feel better if I tell myself it was my choice.



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