I'm Innocent, I Tell 'Ya! - Freeze-Frame Radio

JennyCat · Living Legend

RE: I'm Innocent, I Tell 'Ya!

MzHartz · Permanent Vacation

For the record, no, I have never been to jail. I had a cop threaten to take me to jail for reckless driving because I was going 25 miles over the speed limit, but that's the closest I've ever come. (I was going 55 in a 30. It was a four lane highway! Why have a four lane highway and a measley speed limit of 30!)

I'll admit, I have shoplifted before, but not on purpose. (And I know none of you are going to believe me, but I'll tell the story anyway.) I would hang out at Borders and usually bring a notebook along, or a textbook and do some school work. I would alternate between looking at a book or magazine and writing or doing homework. So one day, I looked through a few books, and decided on one I was going to buy. So I set it aside and put the rest back and then did some homework. When it was time to go, I gathered up all my books and left. When I got home and went to put my stuff away, I realized I still had the book I never paid for! I know I should've went back and paid for it, but that would've been more embarrasing, and by this point, I'd already gotten away with it, so I just kept it. Other than loitering, that's the closest I've ever come to committing a crime. Please don't turn me in!

And Jen, no offense, but because of some of the things you've confessed to us, I would guess DUI or drunk and disorderly.

MzHartz · Permanent Vacation

Man, am I behind the posts or what?

WFTR, if I would guess something for myself, that would've been it. I have flashed truck drivers before on a dare, but I was a little wilder (and less mature) then.

Dylan · Leader Of The Banned

MZ, was that you I saw on I-94?

Although the feisty red heads of the forum really cease to surprise me anymore.

WFTR · Prophet of the Posts

I'm guilty of running away from the forum!

Got'ta go. Try to catch y'all tomorrow.

Dylan · Leader Of The Banned

Weftur,

That could mean jail time and a hefty fine

MzHartz · Permanent Vacation

First, remember that I'm not a redhead in real life, I just play one on the forum. I'm just a brunette.

It was me and a friend who were heading the the renaissance faire in Bristol, WI, but found out that they had closed for the season, so we went to the museums in Chicago instead. We were heading back towards Indiana, and were probably on I-94 at the time!

Date: Tue Jun 21 18:12 2005

JC I'll fess up to going to jail too. Unfortunately it was an unpaid traffic ticket. I missed the court date and I was told that they would send me a bill. I never got a letter, so of course I never looked into it. Five years later, four months pregnant and headed to work, I got pulled over for failure to use my turn signal. He says that I have a warrant, but he could not tell for what and he would have to handcuff me. I was four months pregnant with my hands cuffed behind my back, riding in the back of his cruiser. This was before computers aided the police in this area. They had to wait for somenone to come in at 8 am and turn it on! LOL! Anyway to stop rambling, I had to pay $65 and they would release me. My boss showed up just as lunch was being served- dang I missed the liver and onions!

JD The Jazz Doctor · Grand Poobah

I've been arrested on extortion, racketering, and gambling charges, but came out as squeeky clean as a newborn's bottom in a fresh diaper.

I'd like to once again thank my family and friends for their support against these outlandish and unwarrented charges. They are good fellas, my family and the friends of ours.

knowwhatI'msayin?

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Jeremy Riggs · 2011 Super Bowl Champions!

JD,

You SHOULD be going to jail for your weekly audio assault on our listeners!!!!!

JD The Jazz Doctor · Grand Poobah

If I am guilty of bringing a bunch of classy beatniks and free-thinkers in for a sunday jazz pow-wow, then guilty I shall plead. Even moreso that I try and get the mohawk crowd in here with Und 80s.

Man, my whole existence here is just absurd. Thank you, WFFR!

Dylan · Leader Of The Banned

Fantastically shameless self promotion. Teach me Obi Wan

JD The Jazz Doctor · Grand Poobah

aw its too easy Dylan! I have learned from the masters of media!

Dylan · Leader Of The Banned

Maybe you and Riggs should manage Late Night Drive

JD The Jazz Doctor · Grand Poobah

LOL I'd only take the money because I bill for my time, but everyone would know, that its not about the money JD makes, its about his love for the money he makes! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: Tue Jun 21 21:37 2005

I went to jail to ! Hows child abandonment sound ? You know the kind , when you get arrested on a Wednsday for abandoning a child you had just spent the previous weekend with ? $500.00 dollars for lawyer, 2 days from work , a stressed out girl friend.... Guess who the judge wanted to see after court ? I wont tell his name but his initials are-D.A. When someone posted that the best thing about his ex wife was her mother's cooking....

star · The Goddess Of Gab

Wow! I didn't think a thread about me beating someone up would become a confession thread. And for the record l've never gotten into a fight. I just act tough on here because I can get away w/ it. You guys live far away from me.

Hey, Anonymous-reveal yourself!

ray925 · Darth Raydar

Yeah Anon, or we'll send Star to beat you up !

JD The Jazz Doctor · Grand Poobah

and then she'll be in jail!

Trish · The Procrastinating Red-Head

I've never been arrested and I hope I never am. Although I came really close to drunk and disorderly this weekend. However, seeing that my husband is a corrections officer, that would not be a good thing.

Sparky · Phat Cat EL Presidente

I was arrested once but never taken in. I was at a street dance when I was 20 (4 months before my 21st B-day). I had been drinking very heavily and didn't notice the police officer walking up behind me. He asked to see my ID, I decided the best thing for me to do would be to RUN! He caught me tackled me to the ground and cuffed me. As he was putting me in the back of the car one of my childhood friend's parents drove by and saw what was happening. They asked the cop if they could just release me into their custody because I was such a nice boy. Few!! They still tease me about it.

Ultimo · King of the Ring

that whole 21 drinking age thing would have killed me, we can drink at 18 here but I started about 15 I think!!!

WFTR · Prophet of the Posts

This is a "By the Grace of God" story. The crowd I used to hang with at the beginning of H.S. was a very wayward bunch of guys. We weren't mean or looking to cause trouble, we were just stupid. Anyways, near the end of sophmore year I decided I really needed to change and broke away from these guys before summer. (By the by, that was also when I started turning my life over to Christ) That summer they all took a trip to Wisconsin and got it in their heads that stealing a newspaper machine would be the thing to do. They ripped one away from a light pole and threw it in the trunk. They were spotted, they were caught, they were arrested.

I'm very grateful my parents didn't get have to get that surprise call from Wisconsin law enforcement.

Zim · Chairwoman Of The Board

The closest I ever got to an arrest was trespassing at an abandoned hotel near our college just before they were going to level it and make a parking lot... The hotel was located on park property so the ranger was waiting by our car when we got back. Everyone else had to go to court and do community service, I was 17 so my parents were called, and they wanted to know how cool the abandoned hotel was. My friends could have shot me for all the restroom facilities at the park they had to clean up.

I suppose that's close to Halloween - an old abandoned hotel, complete with Poltergiest-like sludge-filled pool.... it was bizarre.

star · The Goddess Of Gab

Something like that happened to me, Weftur. My friends were parked in the church parking lot smoking pot in one of their cars and I didn't want to be a part of it so I left. I don't remember the details of that part I just remember feeling really uncomfortable and not wanting to be there. We were maybe 17. The next day my mom was like good thing you left the other night because they got arrested. How'd she know? The local paper.

confuzzed · Permanent State of Confusion

I am probably one of those rare people that didn't drink unitl I was 21. I played varsity soccer so my partying days were not too existent. That being said, here is a college story. It was the weekend after Thanksgiving of my sophomore year that I was finally able to go out with my friends. There were about ten of us that went over to the house that was the hot party spot almost every week. Friends of ours lived there. So the place is packed, as usual, they even had an extra keg that night so they party wnet on a little longer than usual. We were all dancing and having a good time. Most of my friends had been drinking and a few were drunk. Wouldn't you know it, the LCB showed up. They were supposed to take everyone into custody, but there were so many people that anyone that had id and was 21 was excused. One of my best friends was freaking out because she was in her third year as an education major at the time. If you are caught underage drinking the state won't issue a teaching license or something. They actually took us all down to the police station. So I keep telling her, that we were okay because we hadn't been drinking. Which, in most other cases, she would have been one of the drunk ones. She was lucky here. Now, when they finally got around to processing us, I tried to tell the police that neither of us had been drinking. He made some smart remark and I gave it back to him. They gave our the breathalizer test, we both registered nothing and then we walked home. What a night. Many of my friends lost their license, had to pay court costs and fines. That was the closest I have ever been to being in real trouble.

MzHartz · Permanent Vacation

Now that I think of it, when my husband and I first started dating, there were quite a few times that we could've been arrested for indecent exposure and/or trespassing. Luckily, the couple times we got caught, we were still at least mostly dressed and on public property, it was just after hours.

jstdve · CEO - The KOTO Co.

When I was 16, I went to town with my Dad one Sat. morning, When he hit the brakes a beer can rolled out from under the seat and hit him in the foot. My drivers licence sat on his dresser for a loooong time.

Sparky · Phat Cat EL Presidente

That's a shame Dave, A bigger shame would be to tell me the can was full instead of empty.

JD The Jazz Doctor · Grand Poobah

I was joking above; I've never been arrested for anything really. But not that I was such a good boy back in the day, just that most of the cops in this town were probably drinking this, snorting that, & tapping whatever they could in some dark alleys in their squad cars instead of doing their jobs. OINK OINK OINK!