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Since we have the luxury of hindsight, imagine anyone today or in history, and imagine some humorous quote or saying they might have uttered under the circumstances....


For example..."Can you hear Me now?"


                        -Mike Tyson after he bit Evander Holyfields ear


                         soon to be a Verizon commercial



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Thus I pass by


And die


As one unknown


And gone....


Some ticked off guy's grave marker somewhere


 



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If we are counting tombstones, then my fav is the one in Key West that says, "I told you I was sick!"  I also remember seeing a picture somewhere of a real tombstone that an exwife got her husband that had an interesting acronym on it.  I'll have to see if I can find it.

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     ... one giant leap for mankind.   Evil Knevil  at Snake  Canyon    a.k.a. as  awfull ka-nafull  

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   What we have here is a failure to communicate.    Custer at Little Big Horn

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   I'll be Back      Jimmy Hoffa

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OK, I found that tombstone:


 


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This is the epitaph inscribed on the back of a tombstone in Montreal.  Can anyone figure out what's so unusual about it?



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Mz-

Good one. Finding utterly confussing kin yet obviously underground.

-- Edited by ray925 at 08:38, 2005-06-22

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Very Good Mz!



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Nice

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Is this guy alive or dead?  Is it an epitaph to their relationship?




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"Snakes.  Why did it have to be snakes?" - St. Patrick upon hitting the shores of Ireland



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MZ, I don't get it. 

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W: He's very much deceased.


J, and anyone else who hasn't got it: Read the first letter in each line going down, it spells something out.



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Wef-
I never noticed the resemblence between St. Patrick and Harrison Ford until now.

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MZ, I guess that saved her the trouble of spitting on the darn thing all the time.


Another one: "Open the pod bay doors, HAL." - Mikahail Gorbachov at the Berlin Wall



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        -Mexican army at the Alamo



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"I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows"


               -Noah, as he prepared for his "cruise"



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"A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away......" - Words inscribed over the Hockey Hall of Fame

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Sure is dark in here do you have a match? Bob said to Bill at the underground sewage treatment center...

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  Hey sailor, got a light ?      Joan of Arc

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I've had 17 straight whiskeys; I think that's the record....


Dylan Thomas



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My dad's name was Frederick but he was called Fred.  In 1988 I went to Disneyworld with a girlfriend who was from Florida and in Dw there was this cemetery.  On tombstone read, "Here lies good old Fred, a great big rock, fell on his head".  I took a picture of that one and showed my dad.  He insisted that we put that on his tombstone when he died.  He passed away in 1996 and we were so tempted to put that on his tombstone but decided not to. 

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Steve,


I'm sorry to hear your dad passed away, but that memory of his getting a kick out of your photo and thinking of him at the time is a nice memory to share.



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Thanks Dylan, the good memories are always with me and that does make it easier. 

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