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Why we are terrible people


We eat puppies for breakfast.

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We torture kittens.

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We park in handcapped spaces.

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We eat a high fat diet.

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We don't wash our hands after we use the restroom.

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We encourage monkeys to fling poo.

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We drive cars with poor gas mileage.

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We listen to rock and roll.

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We dry our hands off on our pants.

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We dance.

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MzHartz wrote:

We eat puppies for breakfast.




YOU EAT PUPPIES FOR BREAKFAST!!!! shocked.gif



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MzHartz wrote:

We encourage monkeys to fling poo.




I don't "encourage" it so to speak.  I just don't discourage it.  There's a difference.  biggrin.gif



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We encourage monkeys to fling poo.




 Yeah, okay... guilty as charged. laughing.gif But really, I just sit back and don't stop my co-workers from spreading stupid, baseless rumors. Its fun to watch.



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Oh come on, no one has any to add?

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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

 

MzHartz wrote:

We eat puppies for breakfast.




YOU EAT PUPPIES FOR BREAKFAST!!!! shocked.gif

 



"She picked up the doggy in the window,
The one with the waggly tail,
And she put him to bed,
Between two bits of...bread!"
("Sexual Revolution" from Roger Waters' Pros & Cons of Hitchhiking)

 



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Hmm, I guess I never listened to that album that closely.

But for the record I am OPPOSED to eating puppies for breakfast.

Now dinner, that's another story. smile.gif

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We drink "adult" beverages.

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We tell dirty jokes.

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Because websites like "thepeopleofwalmart.com" and "textsfromlastnight.com" exist.

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We have Glenn Beck.



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Because hats like the one that Suzie on ESPN is wearing right now exist.

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We own guns.



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We pay professional athletes millions of dollars but the people who educate and care for our children struggle to make ends meet.

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WebGuy wrote:


We have Glenn Beck.





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I think you mean because we have Keith Olberman and Rachel Madcow, er, Maddow!

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We will spend money on ANYTHING that enables any form of laziness... like the Flowbee, the Roomba, and the Clapper.

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Heh heh, I've thought about having an army of Roomba's that I could take to work and set free on the basketball courts.

Imagine that. I could be lounging in the lunch room while five or six Roomba's run around the five basketball courts cleaning up for me. biggrin.gif

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Mad Mema wrote:

Because websites like "thepeopleofwalmart.com" and "textsfromlastnight.com" exist.



Because we enjoy looking at said websites. 

 



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Only thought of the Roomba becaus I saw this on textsfromlastnight.com:

you stole their roomba and ran out the door so you could 'set it free'. we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.

Which reminds me...

We do really dumb things when we smoke weed.

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MzHartz wrote:

Mad Mema wrote:

Because websites like "thepeopleofwalmart.com" and "textsfromlastnight.com" exist.



Because we enjoy looking at said websites. 

 



Yup... personally guilty.

 



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we flush poo into the lake. again and again and again.cry

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