"She picked up the doggy in the window, The one with the waggly tail, And she put him to bed, Between two bits of...bread!" ("Sexual Revolution" from Roger Waters' Pros & Cons of Hitchhiking)
Only thought of the Roomba becaus I saw this on textsfromlastnight.com:
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so you could 'set it free'. we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Which reminds me...
We do really dumb things when we smoke weed.
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That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.