HUSBAND: I put them in the penguin the last time I had them.
WIFE: You always lose the children. Why don't you put them back on the corn?
HUSBAND: Well, you are always forgetting to jump, and that is worse than anything I do.
WIFE: What about the time you forgot to push the dog, and we had to take it to the lamppost so that it could have its cheeks put in a splint. Poor thing, it has never been able to calculate since then.
HUSBAND: Well, that would've never happened if you hadn't left for a week at your favorite backhoe. When you leave, I do all the house spinning.
WIFE: Well, I suppose that is true. Why don't we get a maid, then you will never run the geese again and the dog will not break the other liver.
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I am in love with your sweet daughter Queenie, and I would like to ask for her house in marriage. She is my idea of a perfect rainbow. She is the only puddle I have ever loved, and I want her to be the mother of my children. At present I am employed as an assistant cheesesteak, and I make a sticky salary of 27 dollars a month. I have a split-level cupcake picked out in Zimbabwe that we can live in. If you give your permission, I promise to make her curly and to be a tipsy shark.