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Mad Mema


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http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpps/news/dpgoh-megan-mariah-barnes-crashes-while-shaving-bikini-area-fc-20100308_6447120

My friend Jack shared this story with me. I was laughing so hard I was crying. This falls into the category of "WTF made you think THIS was a good idea??!!??!!"

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"Gosh darn it!! Would you look at the time? I'm running late! I know... I'll just 'freshen up' on the drive over." weirdface.gif

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I like how her ex is in the car while she is going to her boyfriend's house.

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That's a lot frigging weird too. I can't imagine how that could possibly have been a good idea either... unless it is a severely healthy divorced situation.

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Barnes was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and told authorities she wanted to be ready for the visit

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Perhaps she should've thought about dyeing her hair instead.

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She wanted to wax, but it wasn't quite sunny enough to melt the wax by putting the pot on the dashboard.

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So you are going to see your boyfriend... and this is the kind of prep work you need to do...

A) Why don't you think of that prior to leaving the house? Like maybe hopefully you showered. Wouldn't that be an opportune moment to take care of that bit of personal maintenance?

B) If texting and driving is considered a bad idea, how could you possibly consider THIS a good one? What are ya gonna do? Hang a leg out the frigging window? The logistics are just bad.

C) WHY THE HE!! DO YOU TAKE YOUR EX-HUSBAND ALONG IF YOU ARE PLANNING ON NEEDING THE FRESHLY GROOMED BIKINI ZONE?!?!?!?!?!

D) If you had someone else in the car with you and you were going to do this indelicate procedure, why not let THEM drive? Really... wouldn't it make more sense?


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And if she put the pot on the engine, she would have had to pull over to remove it when the wax melted.

Makes you wonder if she wasn't already a little drunk.

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Especially because she wasn't supposed to be driving. And she knew that. She tried to escape further problems by having her ex say he was driving. no.gif

This definitely fall under the Weird News.

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This is why I was so darned amused by this story. Its just wrong on so many levels. I seriously thought it couldn't get better than the title... but Jack told me to keep reading. OMG!!!

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that was funny

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MzHartz wrote:

Barnes was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and told authorities she wanted to be ready for the visit

BARNES,-MEGAN-MARIAH-1_20100308145548_320_240.JPG

Perhaps she should've thought about dyeing her hair instead.


is it just me or does she look a little like Deborah Harry from Blondie

 



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